Couch Potato Cartoons

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"Hey, great ab!"

"After you've finished doing what you're doing, could you not begin doing something else?"

"Dad, can you read?"

"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"

"Beer-o-gram."

The tanning channel.

"Sometimes I think there are too many good things on Channel 13."

"I think Dad is the reason Mom never married."

"I'm starting to wish we'd never bought him that thing."

"Before you get comfortable, hon - Bette Davis is twins in this one."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

The Unexamined Life on Demand

"Sometimes it would be helpful if you were a bit more androgynous."

Television In The Park

Pet Hobbies

"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."

Couch and Potato

Low-Energy Drinks

"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."

"When Dads Were Dads"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"The following program is rated P, for 'poop.' "

"See you, fellas. I have to go watch folk songs and stuff on Channel 13."