"Will I still be able to not exercise?"
"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
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"Hey, great ab!"
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"After you've finished doing what you're doing, could you not begin doing something else?"
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"Dad, can you read?"
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"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"
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The tanning channel.
"Sometimes I think there are too many good things on Channel 13."
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"I think Dad is the reason Mom never married."
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"I'm starting to wish we'd never bought him that thing."
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"Before you get comfortable, hon - Bette Davis is twins in this one."
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"Just sitting here widening. You?"
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The Unexamined Life on Demand
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"Sometimes it would be helpful if you were a bit more androgynous."
Television In The Park
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"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."
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Couch and Potato
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"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."
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"When Dads Were Dads"
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A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.
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"The following program is rated P, for 'poop.' "
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"See you, fellas. I have to go watch folk songs and stuff on Channel 13."
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