"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"
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psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, friendship, friendships, complain, complaining, complains, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, mate, mates, buddy, buddies, friend, friends, amateur, poor, complain, complaining, complaints, complains"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, patient, patients, counsel, counselling, counsellor, counselor, counseling, patient confidentiality, confidentiality, confidential, breach of confidentiality, records, record, record keeping, patient records, patient information, filing, filing system, patients notes, therapists notes, note taking, mental health, mental health issues, talking therapy, mental illness, depression, depressed, crazy, insane, insanity, unstable, instability, mentally unstable, rebuttal, rebutted". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"
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psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, undervalued, insulting, insulted, poor practice, taking offense, offended, offense, ignored, ignoring, ignores, attention, craving attention, interesting, interest, left out, leave out, leaving, unprofessional"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
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therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, headshrinker, headshrinkers, therapy session, therapy sessions, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, accountant, accountants, financial advisor, financial advisors, bookkeeping, bookkeepers, bookkeeper, options, choices, advice, advise, advising, advisor, couples, couples counseling, technicality, technicalities, reproductive endocrinologist, reproductive endocrinology, fertility, fertility clinic, infertility, slow, slowly, slowpoke, slowpokes"Counsel will kindly refrain from testifiduction and hippothanatology – in lay terms, leading the witness and beating a dead horse."
"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, defense attorney, defense attorney, counsel, legal counsel, alleged, deny, denies, denial, denials, denying, whale, whales, killer whale, killer whales, orca, orcas, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, trial, trials, objection, objections, not guilty, technicality, technicalities"On the advice of counsel, Senator, I'd like to sing 'The Star-Spangled Banner.' "
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star-spangled banner, national anthem, american national anthem, counsel, senate, senator, senators, sing, song, songs, anthem, anthems, patriotic, patriotism, pride, proud, congress, congressional, congressional hearing, congressional hearings, witness, witnesses, lawyer, council, lawyers, crime, criminal, criminals, court, crimesWhosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.
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duke of earl, royalty, royal, royal family, royal families, excalibur, king arthur, sword in the stone, myth, myths, mythology, merlin, king arthur, arthurian, contracts, contract, contract law, contract laws, publishing contract, publishing contracts, recording contract, recording contracts, distribution contract, distribution contracts, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, legal counsel"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."
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psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, age, aging, old, older, younger, teenager, confirmation, confirming, generations, generation, generation gap, fashion, fashions, paranoia, paranoid"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."
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friend, friends, friendship, companion, companionship, gossip, gossiping, gossips, trauma, traumatic, wound, wounded, wounds, reasurrance, reassuring, counsel, counsellor, counselling, help, helping, helpful, salt, salt in the wound, worse, make it worse, making it worse, not helping, unhelpful, unhelpfully, girl, girls, girl code, catty, cattiness, coffee, coffee date, exacerbate, toxic, toxicity, toxic friendship"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."
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solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal advise, client, clients, distraction, distractions, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, on the mound, pitching mound, pitching mounds, baseball game, baseball games, sport, sports, athlete, athletes, athletics, athletic, bringing the high heat, high heatJumping Into the Season's First Pile of Subpoenas
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court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal reform, tort reform, tort, torts, subpoena, subpoenas, legal disputes, washington dc, congress, investigation, investigations, congressional investigation, congressional investigations"The tissues are for crying."
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psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, tissue, tissues, crying, cries, cried, runny nose, cold, colds, nose blowing, ill, illness, health, mental health, annoyed, annoys, annoyed, unreasonable, purpose"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."
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friend, friends, friendship, companion, companionship, gossip, gossiping, gossips, trauma, traumatic, wound, wounded, wounds, reasurrance, reassuring, counsel, counsellor, counselling, help, helping, helpful, salt, salt in the wound, worse, make it worse, making it worse, not helping, unhelpful, unhelpfully, girl, girls, girl code, catty, cattiness, coffee, coffee date, exacerbate, toxic, toxicity, toxic friendship, fix, fixate, fixation, advice, bad advice, problem, private, fixer, fixer upper"Then I thought, Why should I spend it all on fancy lawyers?"
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court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, bribe, bribery, bribes, bribing a judge, corrupt, corruption, payoff, payola, cash, money, bag of cash"I made partner!"
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solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, legal counsel, promotion, promotions, corporate hierarchies, office hierarchies, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, climbing the ladder, cowboy, cowboys, word play, coming home, home coming, breadwinner, breadwinners, bread winner, bread winners, partner, partners, partnership, partnerships"From now on, Ted, I will speak only when adequately represented by counsel."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, speak, speaking, talk, talking, representation, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, counsel, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, litigious, modern life"May I consult with counsel?"
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trial, trials, senate hearing, senate hearings, public hearing, public hearings, counsel, counsels, politician, politicians, legal team, legal teams, legal advice, legal advisor, legal advisers, legal advisors, legal adviser, committee hearing, committee hearings, corruption, overbearing, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”
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judge, judges, jurist, jurists, jurisprudence, court, courts, trial, trials, leal trial, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal system, marriage, married life, husbands, metamorphosis, clothing, robe, robes, uniform, uniforms, idiot, idiots, simpleton, simpletons, transformation, transformations, costume, costumes, costuming"You have a pretty good case, Mr. Pitkin. How much justice can you afford?"
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solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, legal counsel, justice, court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, corruption, corrupt, legal corruption, wealth, privilege, wealth and privilege"As soon as I get the paperwork together I'll file an appeal. Sometimes there are just not enough hours in the day."
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solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal system, jail, jails, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, solitary confinement, solitary, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, bad lawyer, bad attorney, public defender, public defense, client, clients, class divide, apathy, apathetic, unconcerned, indifferent, indifference, callous, callousness, heartless, time management, hours in the day, jail cell, crime, criminal, criminalsTags:
solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, personal injury attorney, personal injury attorneys, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, ambulance chasing, lawsuit, lawsuits, wrongful death, client, clients, safe, safes, bad day, bad days, unaware, oblivious, danger, dangerous, falling safe"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"
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court, courts, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal system, cross-examine, cross-examination, question, questioning"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"
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wizard of oz, dorothy, glenda, oz, the wizard of oz, munchkin, munchkins, wicked witch, good witch, yellow brick road, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal counsel, legal counsels, prosecution, district attorney, district attorneys, judge, judges, magistrate, magistrates, murder, murdering, murderer, homicide, homicides, literary crime, literary crimes