Counseling Cartoons

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

Psychiatry in the Park

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"So–what seems to be the problem?"

Agoraphobia

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

"I can't quite picture who would enjoy a gift in that price range."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"As far as your bill is concerned, I've finally learned to say no."

"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"Lassie! Get help!!"

"You're completely screwed up."

"He's still in therapy."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"Not so fast, Mr. Hodges."

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

"Of course you're depressed. You're tuned to a twenty-four-hour all-news station."

"O.K., maybe I need to change my life, or maybe you could just tweak my medication."

"Then again, we are what we eat."