Counseling Cartoons

Counseling Cartoons

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"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"

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"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

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"The days of the bartender-psychologist are over, but I can help if you have any software problems."

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"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

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"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

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"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

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"I really don't see how giving you a six-letter word for a sixteenth-century crested metal helmet helps my problem."

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"O.K., you're good. Next!"

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"I seem to grasp things with my hands and feet but not with my head."

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"You're completely screwed up."

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"And how long have you been having these self-destructive thoughts?"

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"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"

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Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

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"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

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"Meow."

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"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

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"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

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"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

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"So–what seems to be the problem?"

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"What are the odds? A therapist and his star patient seated next to each other on a fourteen-hour flight? It's like we both just won the lottery!"

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"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

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"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

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"Neither a borrower no a lender be."

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"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

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