Counselling Cartoons

Counselling Cartoons

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Counselling cartoon

"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."

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"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"

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"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

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"You haven't a clue what I'm talking about, do you?"

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". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"

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"Because when you put the Rorschachs in your pants I can't use them again."

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Couples' therapy

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"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

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"The days of the bartender-psychologist are over, but I can help if you have any software problems."

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Finally, the Mirror got real.

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"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

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"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

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"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

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"The tissues are for crying."

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"I really don't see how giving you a six-letter word for a sixteenth-century crested metal helmet helps my problem."

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"Since my mother was rarely home, I guess I blame my nanny."

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"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

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"O.K., you're good. Next!"

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"I seem to grasp things with my hands and feet but not with my head."

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"You're completely screwed up."

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"And how long have you been having these self-destructive thoughts?"

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"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"

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"I forgot our anniversary and you don't feel good about it, and, hey, that's O.K."

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Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

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"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

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