Counselor Cartoons

"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

Psychiatry in the Park

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Innocence is no excuse."

"Who's up for archery waivers?"

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"So–what seems to be the problem?"

Agoraphobia

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."

"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

"As far as your bill is concerned, I've finally learned to say no."

"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."