"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."
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dose, dosing, dosage, drug, prescribe, prescription, prescription drugs, otc, over the counter, prescribed, therapy, therapeutic, therapist, therapists, counselling, counselor, counsellor, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychiatric, psychiatrics, psychiatrists, psychologists, psychological, emotions, emotional turmoil, emotion, emotional, feeling, feelings, unfeeling, anxiety, anxious, depression, depressed, depressing, medicine, medicines, meds, med, overmedicate, overmedicates, overmedicating, over-prescribe, over-prescribed, overprescribe, overprescribes, overprescribing"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"
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psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, friendship, friendships, complain, complaining, complains, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, mate, mates, buddy, buddies, friend, friends, amateur, poor, complain, complaining, complaints, complainsTherapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.
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sport, sports, baseball, baseball hat, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball caps, fan, fans, loss, losses, lost, competition, competitive, upset, depression, unhappy, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, ny, new york, new york city, rival, rivals, rivalryPsychiatry in the Park
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fitness, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, therapy, therapist, therapists, fitness obsession, exercise, exercising, exercise obsession, exercise obsessions, fitness obsessions, workout, workouts, working out, fitness fanatic, fitness fanatics, couch, couches, therapists couch, therapist's couch, stroller, strollers, pram, prams, buggy, buggies, pushchair, pushchairs"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."
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live together, lives together, living together, indict, indicted, indictment, indictments, couple, couples, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, modern marriage, modern marriages, modern relationship, modern relationships, modern couple, modern couples, legal charge, legal charges, lawsuit, lawsuits, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals"Innocence is no excuse."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, innocent, innocence, ignorant, ignorance, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, crime, legal principle, legal principles, ignorantia juris non excusat, ignorantia legis neminem excusat, legal doctrine, knowledge of the law, ignorance of the law is no excuse, word play, wordplay"Who's up for archery waivers?"
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waiver, waivers, archery, archer, archers, summer camp, summer camps, lawyer, lawyers, legal representation, legal representative, lawsuit, lawsuits, counselor, counselors, camp counselor, camp counselors, avoid, avoids, avoiding, danger, dangers, endanger, endangers, endangers, endangering, train, trains, training, law camp, law school, attorney, attorneys, file a motion, filing a motion"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
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dissent, dissenting opinion, dissenting opinions, judge, judges, scotus, s.c.o.t.u.s., supreme court of the united states, justice, justices, law, laws, legal, justice system, legal system, supreme court, agreement, agreeing, disagreeing, disagreement, court, courts, decision, decisions, deciding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"
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santa, santas, father christmas, st nick, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nicholas, kris kringle, kris-kringle, santa claus, depressed, depression, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmases, christmas depression, mental health, therapy, therapies, irony, ironic, psychology, psychologist, psychologist, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, analyst, psychoanalyst"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, bias, prejudice, prejudiced, biased, judicial impartiality, impartial, impartiality, corrupt, corruption, blatant, obvious, disqualifying, recusing, judicial disqualification, judicial recusal, good news, fair"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"
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court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, trial, trials, case, cases, decision, decisions, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, draconian, old-fashioned, strict, harsh, opinion, opinions"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness, witness, bailiff, bailiffs, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, day in court, justice, chaos, confusion, judgement day, american court system, punishments, sentence, sentences, sentencing, crime, criminal, criminals, media, press, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, jury, juries, juror, jurors, murder, murders, homicide, swearing in, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence"So–what seems to be the problem?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, problem, problems, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hat, hats, head, heads, sittingAgoraphobia
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therapy, therapist, therapists, counseling, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, agoraphobia, agoraphobic, insecure, insecurity, phobia, phobias, mental health, mental health issues, mental health problems, therapists couch, therapist's couch, in therapy, accommodate, accommodating, unprofessional, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."
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shopping, retail, housewares, home goods, home decor, decorations, decoration, pillow, pillows, throw pillows, throw pillow, cushion, cushions, screaming, screaming into, sleeping, anger management, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, mental health, customer service, types of pillows, anger, clerk, clerks, staff"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court-appointed, public defender, public defenders, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jail, jail, prison, prisons, crime, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, death row, death penalty, capital punishment, execution, executions, executed, cell, cells, empty, gone, disappeared, too late, bad timing, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, death, black humour, black humor, dark humour, dark humor"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, therapist, therapists, therapy, couple, couples, happily married, married couple, married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorced, split, splitting, separation, separating, issues, issue, problem, problems, surprise, experience, experiences"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, education, schooling, literacy, literate, illiterate, illiteracy, student, students, bad student, bad students, studying, big words, intelligence, language, vocab, vocabulary, learned, forgetting, forgot, unprofessional, unqualified"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"
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therapist, therapy, therapists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, text, texts, texting, text talk, message, messages, messaging, text message, text messages, text messaging, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, modern technology, modern technologies, modern times, modern life, attitudes, text speak, abbreviate, abbreviation, abbreviations, evolution of language"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, against the law, legal, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, deense, logic, illogical, logical, guilt, guilty, word play, wordplay, confused, confusion, confusing"As far as your bill is concerned, I've finally learned to say no."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, learning to say no, saying no, no, finally"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."
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irritable spouse, marriage, marriages, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, doctor, doctors, md, mds, diagnosis, medical diagnosis, sham diagnosis, wrong diagnosis, incorrect diagnosis, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counselling, therapy, therapist, therapists, marriage therapists, marriage therapy, syndrome, syndromes, spousal dispute, spousal disagreement, disagree, disagreement, disagreements, argue, argument, arguments, irritable, irritability"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, patient, patients, counsel, counselling, counsellor, counselor, counseling, patient confidentiality, confidentiality, confidential, breach of confidentiality, records, record, record keeping, patient records, patient information, filing, filing system, patients notes, therapists notes, note taking, mental health, mental health issues, talking therapy, mental illness, depression, depressed, crazy, insane, insanity, unstable, instability, mentally unstable, rebuttal, rebutted"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, session, sessions, mental health, davy crockett, song, songs, ballad, ballads, theme song, theme songs, music, lyrics, tennessee, coonskin hat, coonskin hats, frontiersman, frontiersmen, folk hero, folk heros, childhood, problems, issues"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, fashion, fashion sense, clothing, clothes, men, man, wear, wearing