"The leftovers sound good."
"Prozac? All right! Kickin' it old school."
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Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, little miss muffet, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, counter, counters, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, curds, whey, side, sides, lunch, lunches
A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, counter, counters, grill, grills, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, short-order cook, short-order cooks, grilling, vent, vents, fan, fans, ventilator, ventilators, chimney, chimneys, duct, ducts, exhaust, exhausts, system, systems, turn on, turning out, sucked up, vacuumed, vacuum, vacuums, suction, amateur, amateurs, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, strong
"The extra fifteen per cent is for the rain forest."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, counter, counters, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, bill, bills, payment, paying, cheque, cheques, check, checks, 15% fifteen percent, gratuity, gratuities, tip, tips, tipping, tipping culture, money, extra, donation, donations, charity, environment, saving the rain forest, rain forest, rainforest, environmental destruction, deforestation, depletion, nature, modern life
"The scanner says you're the only one in the neighborhood of your ethnic group who buys raisin bread."
Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.
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"So far, it seems to be a perfect fit. I'm the yin, and Roger is the money."
Tags:counterbalance, counterbalances, counterbalancing, counter, counters, couple, couples, perfect couple, perfect couples, money-driven, date, dates, dating, marry for money, marrying for money, gossip, gossips, gossiping, perfect fit, perfect fits, perfect match, perfect matches, marry rich, marries rich, marrying rich, rich, rich man, rich guy, rich guys, rich men, wealth, wealthy, gold digger, gold diggers
Death takes a coffee break
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, coffee, coffees, coffee break, coffee breaks, break, breaks, rest, rests, resting, relaxing, relax, coffee chop, coffee shops, cafe, cafes, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, barista, baristas, order, ordering, orders, stale, roll, rolls, counter, counters
A diner menu offers things you can eat: your words, your hat, crow, and my dust.
Tags:eat your words, eating your words, eat your hat, eating your hat, eat crow, eats crow, eating crow, eat my dust, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, menu, menu option, menu options, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, phrase, phrases, famous phrase, famous phrases, counter, counters
"Is anything O.K.?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, counter, counters, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, disappointing, disappointed, unhappy, low cuisine, ok, o.k., complaint, complaints, complaining, customer, customers, patron, patrons
A customer in a bank sees a sign reading, "Tipping Permitted", beside a teller's window.
"The knuckle sandwich looks good."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, sandwich, sandwiches, knuckle sandwich, knuckle sandwiches, fist, firsts, punch, punches, arm, arms, counter, counters, muscle, muscles, muscular, body building, body builder, body builders, fitness, senior, seniors, old, elderly
"If homosexuality is inherited, shouldn't it have died out by now?"
Tags:lgbt, lgbt_, lgbtq+, lgbtq, theory, social theory, logic, logic game, logical, logically, question, questions, counter-argument, counter argument, counter, good counter, counterpoint, counter-point, shower thoughts, confusion, confuse, confused, federal law, federal laws, 2016, equality, marriage equality
A couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, service, customer service, coat check, coat checks, coat room, coat rooms, cloak room, cloak rooms, cloakroom, cloakrooms, coatroom, coatrooms, booth, booths, counter, counters, host, hosts, maitre d', maitre d's, server, servers, waiter, waiters, couple, couples, date night, going out, evening out, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, babysitting, babysitter, babysitters, baby-sitting, baby-sitter, baby-sitters, nanny, nannies, child minding, childcare, child check, hook, hooks, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood
"Hey, how about putting some cheese on this cheeseburger?" "OK, but it'll cost ya."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, counter, counters, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, cheese, cost, costs, price, prices, extra, fee, fees, nickel and dime, petty, charge, charges, money
"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, counter, counters, service with a smile, smile, smiles, smiling, tuna, rye, sandwich, sandwiches, picky, fussy, grumpy, moody, grouchy, bad mood, bad day, customer, customers
"Yes sir, nothing beats watching the old equity accumulate."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, discussion, discussions, discussing, equity, equity fund, equity funds, money, finances, personal finances, counter, counters, accumulate, accumulating, real-time, number, numbers, wealth, riches, showing off, show-off, show-offs, show off, show offs
"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."
"Whereas that fellow sitting on your right just came in a couple of weeks ago."
Tags:greasy spoon, greasy spoons, diner, diners, counter, counters, barfly, barflies, loiter, loiters, loitering, hang out, hangs out, hanging out, roadside, roadsides, 24-hour, 24-hours, barstool, barstools, bar stool, bar stools, cafe, cafes, regular, regulars, patron, patrons, customer, customers
"Care To Try Our latest Fragrance"
Tags:hazmat, hazmats, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, gasmask, gas mask, protection, protective, protect, protective suit, fumigate, fumigation, fumigator, department, department store, department stores, dept, dept stores, fragrances, fragrance, sale, sales, salesmen, salesman, hard sell, perfume, perfumery, perfumes, perfumed, perfume counter, counter, store, stores, industrial, industrial equipment, overkill, over kill, over-kill, ott, over the top, trend, trending, trends, trendy, fashionable, fashions
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, dragon, dragons, fire breathing, burn, fire, fire breath, fires, aflame, scorch, monster, monsters, rebut, rebuttal, rebuttals, counter, counter argument, counter arguments, nancy pelosi, state of the union speech, democrat, democrats, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, courtroom, court, courts, law
"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."
Tags:president trump, president donald trump, trump, donald trump, the donald, vote, votes, voting, voted, count, counts, counting, counters, counted, counter, tally, tallies, board, boards, blackboard, blackboards, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, election, elections, legitimacy, legitimate, 2020 election, 2020 elections, november elections, us politics, presidential campaign, tactic, tactics, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, rig, rigs, rigging, rigged