The Innumerate Seven
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"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
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"Just count it out, Henderson-don't fondle it."
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"Those are prison tattoos."
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A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".
With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.
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Don & DixieKiss No. 274385
"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"
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She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?
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"My wife will have the number 2. I'll have the number five. And the kids will split an order of the number nine." "2 + 5 + 4 1/2 + 4 1/2 = 16"
"Today in school we learnt how to recount to ten."
Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin
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"If you want to be rich, the first thing you have to learn is how to count."
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"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."
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"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
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"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."
God watches people through binoculars while keeping track of their good and bad deed.
"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."
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"When you're counting as many beans as I was, a few are bound to stick to your plate."
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"Or we could tally the sheep like this."
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"Thank you, Lord, for reminding me to count my blessings."
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"Only fifty seven more infecting days till Christmas."
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"Very good, Tommy, but, no, you won't get a theorem named after you for this."