"There goes one strange cow."
"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"
"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
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"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."
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"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."
"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."
"I've never trusted cows."
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"Someday, gentlemen, I promise you - the heady days of 'Come a ti yi yippie yippie yay' will be back."
"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"
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"This place would be so bucolic without you."
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"We should get out to the country more often."
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"What if we don't like their country personas?"
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"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."
"I said this next number is a sing-along."
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"Listen, I love my country and I'm proud of the flag, but do we have to pledge allegiance every time we get into the car?"
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"We can't be lost. This is the only damn highway they've got up here."
"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
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Go Sign on an empty road.
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"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."
"At least we have our integrity."
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"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."
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Country Music Awards
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"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
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"Clark and Denise are our closest neighbors."
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