"There goes one strange cow."
"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
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Pond Village Store Generalists
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"I've never trusted cows."
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"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"
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"We should get out to the country more often."
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"What if we don't like their country personas?"
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"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."
Headwaters Of The Gowanus Canal
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road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926
Tags:small town, town, towns, village, villages, rural, countryside, suburb, suburbs, welcome sign, welcome signs, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, population, small populations, no credit cards accepted, cash only, modern life, old school, hometown, hometowns, traditional, stuck in the past, living in the past
"We can't be lost. This is the only damn highway they've got up here."
"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
Tags:chicken, chickens, bird, birds, pig, pigs, animal, animals, domestic animals, domestic animal, domestic, farm, farm animal, farm animals, food, foodies, food critic, food critics, pretentious, snob, snobby, snobbish, picky, critical, neighbors, neighbours, neighborhood, neighbourhood, city, cities, country, countryside, talking animals, talking animal, food, foods, baked goods, bagels, bagel
"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."
Go Sign on an empty road.
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"At least we have our integrity."
Tags:integrity, psychology, psychological, pride, prideful, ego, dressing, dress up, dressed up, hand, holding hands, hand holding, chicken farm, farmer, farming, farmers, farm, farms, rural, rural life, rural living, talking animal, talking animals, turkey, turkeys, chicken, chickens, duck, ducks, chick, chicks, cute, cutely, countryside, country, country life, in the sticks
Heart of America or Bypass
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"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"
"I like our place in the country, but the only dogs I enjoy hanging out with there are also up from the city."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, friends, friend, friendship, friendships, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, pet, pets, city, cities, city life, urban life, the country, countryside, the countryside, snob, snobs, snobbery, elite, elitist, elitism, second home, second homes, wealth, wealthy, privilege, privileged, rich person, rich people, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, conceit, conceited
Sheep In Curlers
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"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, poster, posters, cow, cows, wildlife, alps, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, ecosystem, ecosystems, mountain, mountains, scenery, holiday destination, natural world, countryside, country
The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
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"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, social media, communication, communicate, email, snail mail, mail, letter, letters, writing letters, delayed response, late response, tardy, tardiness, late, delay, delayed, horse, horses, horseback, handwritten, personalized, personalised, personal, hoboken, new jersey, nj, city, cities, country, countryside, mountains, rural, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, couple, couples, social media, social media post, social media posts, modern life, modern times, letter, letters, writing a letter, writing a letter, loved one, loved ones
"Clark and Denise are our closest neighbors."
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, strange, deer, wolves, wolf, countryside, country, rural
"Here out West there are so many incredible places to smoke."
Tags:culture clash, clash, clashed, clashing, country, countryside, persona, personas, sticks, out in the sticks, metro, metropolitan, class, classes, city, city kid, city life, city boy, city living, urban, urbanity, urban life, urban living, urban world, modern life, modern living, culture shock, culture, cultures, liberal, liberal elites, townies, couple, couples, rural, mid west, midwest, mid-west, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, roadtrip, road trip, drive, driving, driver, drives, unfamiliar, unfamiliar territory, smoke, smoking, smoke break, out west, ignorance, ignoring, ignore, ignored, ignoring, out west, west, midwest, regional, regions, america, united states
"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, bored, boredom, boring, money, rich, wealth, wealthy, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, rural, countryside, country, urban, city, cities, problem, problems, issue, issues, homeownership, homeowner, homeowners, owning a home, owning a house, fixer-upper, fixer uppers, run-down, old, renovation, renovations, renovating, house flipping, house flipper, house flippers, home, homes, house, houses, hobby, hobbies, leisure