Couple Cartoons

Fertility Clinic

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."

"You're sexy when you're wrong."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Did you do that to be hurtful?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Of course I love you-I'm programmed to love you. I'm a goddam lovebird."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."

"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

A couple decides what to watch.

"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"

"I'm sorry, Edward. I suddenly realized I'm not a cat person."

"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."

"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"

"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"

"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"

"I'm sorry. Am I reading too brightly?"

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

"Are you multitasking me?"

"Catherine's gift to us tonight is her poetry."