Couples Counselling Cartoons

"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"

"I filed for divorce on the grounds of mental exhaustion."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

"Maybe you ought to consider making love in the morning - before you have a chance to piss each other off."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."

"Do that thing where you leave."

"Don't be too upset. If we were meant to have good sex, we probably would have married other people."

Couples' therapy

"There needs to be room in the relationship for me to say I'm divorcing you."

"I had no idea a sexless marriage would involve so much reading."

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

"You haven't said anything for ten years. Is everything O.K.?"

"And Dwayne, how do you feel about being on the bottom?"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"He keeps eating flies."

"That's the dating guru."

The Love Psychologists

Fridge Magnets: I Want A Divorce

"They're going through a bitter marriage."

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"Just tell me when you've had too much sun and you'd like to get back to our intense sexual psychodrama."

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

"I think we made a lot of progress today."