"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."
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polite, politeness, etiquette, manner, manner, good manners, thank you, crime, criminal, law, court, courst, court of law, courtroom, judge, judges, judged, judicial, jury, jury service, not guilty, defendant, defendants, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legal system, criminal justice, justice, guilt, verdict, verdicts"My question is for the medical examiner."
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law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, juror, jurors, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courts, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, trial, trialled, trialed, trials, excuse, excuses, doctor, doctors, check up, check-up, check ups, check-ups, checkup, checkups, tv, medical examiner, medical examiners, loophole, workaround, selfish, selfishness"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, pay attention, focus, focused, lie, lies, slander, slandering, slandered, libel, client, clients, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, vain, vanity, hairstyle, hairstyles, reassure, reassurance, reassurances, reassuring"I swear, mateys, 'twas my clear understanding that me and the lads was only running some kind of cruise ship!"
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pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate ship, pirate ships, pirate captain, captain, captains, ships captain, court, court of law, lawyer, lawyers, defence lawyer, defence lawyers, defence, legal defence, accused, stand accused, plausible deniability, plea, plead, plead innocent, responsibility, not responsible, willfully ignorant, willful ignorance"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."
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court, courts, testimony, testimonial, testimonies, honest, honesty, court of law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legal system, court room, courtroom, judge, judges, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, gun violence, gun, guns, manslaughter, murder, testify, testifies, weak testimony, stand up in court, under oath, gun violence, crime, criminal, criminal justice, criminals, red handed, red-handed, caught red handed, caught red-handed"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."
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insanity, insanity defense, insanity defence, supreme court, the supreme court, court of law, courts of law, tie, the defence, the defense, defendant, defendants, standing trial, on trial, suit, suits, dress sense, mens fashion, men's fashion, legal system, the legal system, federal judiciary, federal court, verdict, the verdict, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, nice tie, nice ties"Your Honor, we feel the trial failed to deliver on its pretrial publicity."
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courtroom, courtrooms, court of law, legal system, the legal system, judge, judges, jury, the jury, juror, jurors, verdict, the verdict, pretrial publicity, publicity, the press, journalist, journalists, journalism, media circus, trial by media, trials by media, public trial, public trials, objection, objections, legal objection, legal objections"Don't think of it as a conspiracy charge. Think of it as a buddy trial."
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, pay attention, focus, focused, focusing, alibi, excuse, excuses, businessman, businessmen, corporate, corporation, corporations, private individual, rich people, rich, corporate crime, conspiracy"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."
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law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, victim, victims, victimised, victimized, victim blame, victim-blame, victim blaming, victim-blaming, corrupt, corruption, society, societal, societal norms, surprise, surprising, verdict, verdicts, guilty, not guilty, we the jury, truth, truthful"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, client, defendant, defendants, clients, public, public eye, publicity, slander, libel, fat, weight gain, camera, camera, photogenic, unphotogenic, fitness, adds ten pounds, pounds, lbs, lb, insecure, insecurity, insecurities"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."
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trial, trials, sport, sports, sports game, sports team, sports teams, team, teams, handshake, handshakes, good game good game, good game, law, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, judging, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, court, courts, courtroom, court room, courthouse, court house, court of law, trial, trials, persecution, persecutor, legal, legality, legals, jargon, word, word play, play on words, word-play, sportsman, sportsmanlike, sportsman-like, sporting, sportsmanship"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."
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business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corrupt, corruptions, embezzler, embezzlers, embezzlement, court of law, courts of law, legal system, the legal system, federal judiciary, federal court, verdict, the verdict, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, corporate law"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, dog, dogs, pet, pets, puppy, puppy dog, puppy eyes, puppy dog eyes, cute, cutely, cuteness, adorable, relent, relenting, ease, ease off"It's what I do."
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, snake, snakes, metaphor, metaphors"The rug will not be sent out for lab tests."
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court, courts, in court, court of law, judge, judges, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, guilt, guilty, lab test, lab tests, dna, dna test, dna testing, dna tests, found guilty, burden of proof, evidence, courtroom, courtrooms, weeing on the carpetAttorney-At-Sea
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attorney, attorneys, court of law, courtroom, courtroom, objections, objections, legal objection, life guard, life guards, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, lawyer, lawyers, prosecutor, prosecutors, lifeguard, lifeguards, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, attorney at law"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, pay attention, focus, focused, focusing, taped, taped testimony, testimony, give testimony, advertising, advert, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertised, capitalism, consumerism, hack, law, marketing, marketting"If you grant amnesty to people following their conscience everyone will follow his conscience."
"When he reached the end of the pier, the rhetoric turned nasty."
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law, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, judging, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, court, courts, courtroom, court room, courthouse, court house, court of law, trial, trials, persecution, persecutor, legal, legality, legals, language, languages, word, words, play on words, word-play, word play, drinking, drink, drinker, bar, bars, the bar, barrister, lament, laments, lamenting, commiserate, commiserating, commiseration, bartender, bartenders, bartending, wife, wives, complain, complains, complaining, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunction"My witness doesn't understand me."
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law, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, judging, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, court, courts, courtroom, court room, courthouse, court house, court of law, trial, trials, persecution, persecutor, legal, legality, legals, language, languages, word, words, play on words, word-play, word play, drinking, drink, drinker, bar, bars, the bar, barrister, lament, laments, lamenting, commiserate, commiserating, commiseration, bartender, bartenders, bartending, wife, wives, complain, complains, complaining, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunction"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."
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