"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."
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dilemma, dilemmas, decision, decisions, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, judge, judges, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, wiretap, wiretapping, evidence, inadmissible"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"
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court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, trial, trials, case, cases, decision, decisions, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, draconian, old-fashioned, strict, harsh, opinion, opinions"My client pleads great wealth."
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judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, judicial, crime, crimes, criminals, criminal, alibi, alibis, moral relativism, wealth, wealthy, rich, rich people, wealthy people, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, defendant, defendants"The jury will disregard the witness's last remarks."
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jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, judge, judges, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, witness, witnesses, courtroom etiquette, speculation, shock, shocked, shock factorLaw 'N' Order
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court, courthouse, judicial system, judicial branch, government, law, laws, law and order, informal speech, language, informal, informal language, courts, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, lawyer, lawyers, trial, trials, justice, jury duty, jury, judge, judges, courtroom, courtrooms, history, historian, historians, law student, law students, law school"Not guilty"
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court, courts, trial, trials, jurisprudence, judge, judges, magistrate, magistrates, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, plea, criminal charges, criminal defense, defense, plea bargain, plea deal, money, wealth, privilege, capital, capitalism, corrupt, corruption, legal corruption, power, powerful, money, wealth, wealthy, monies, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, pay off, paid off, bribe, bribery, bribed, verdict, verdicts, injust, injustice, unjust"The past, Your Honor, is a foreign country, and we did things differently there."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, law, laws, law and order, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, judge, judges, the past, excuse, excuses, crime, criminal, criminals, crimes, trial, on trial, history, past mistakes, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, remorseEqual Justice Under Law
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inequality, equality, government, governments, politics, law and order, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocritical, comedy, tragedy, greek, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, law, laws, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, judicial, judicial system, courthouse, courthouses, unethical, ethics, social injustice"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"
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lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, law and order, insanity, insane, mental health, mental state, plea, witness, witnesses, witness stand, defendant, defendants, jury, juries, court, courthouse, courthouses, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, juror, jurors, judge, judges, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion disaster, fashion disasters"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."
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university, universities, college, colleges, freshmen, freshman, sophomore, sophomores, junior, juniors, senior, seniors, first year, second year, third year, fourth year, courtroom, courthouse, court, bill, bills, politics, political, government, governments, politician, politicians, fresher, freshers, congress, congressmen, congressman, frat, frats, fraternity, frat house, immature, immaturity, party animal, party animals, irresponsible, never grow up, young forever"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."
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trial, trials, sport, sports, sports game, sports team, sports teams, team, teams, handshake, handshakes, good game good game, good game, law, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, judging, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, court, courts, courtroom, court room, courthouse, court house, court of law, trial, trials, persecution, persecutor, legal, legality, legals, jargon, word, word play, play on words, word-play, sportsman, sportsmanlike, sportsman-like, sporting, sportsmanship"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"
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judge, judges, judgement, judicial, judiciary, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legals, legalism, threat, threatened, threatening, little man, legality, mallet, mallets, hammer, hammers, jury, juror, jurors, juries, persecute, persecution, persecutor, crime, criminal, court, courts, courthouse, courtroom, court battle, music, musical, musicians, musician, concert, concerts, gig, gigs, dance, dancing, dances, slogan, slogans, conform, conformity, questioning, line of questioning, absurd, absurdity, trial, on trial"In extenuation, Your Honor, I would like to suggest to the court that my client was inadequately parented."
"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"
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bad excuse, bad excuses, biography, biographies, writer, writers, writing, literature, author, authors, jane austen, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, judge, judges, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, witness, witnesses, witness stand"Objection, Your Honor. Counsel is leading the witness."
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witness, witnesses, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, judge, judges, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, defendant, defendants, objection, leading, leading the witness, play on words, word play, wordplay, dance, dancing, ballroom dance, ballroom dancing"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."
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diet, diets, fat, food, foods, meat, meats, fitness, health, unhealthy, exercise, weight loss, sausage, sausages, hot dog, hot dogs, wiener, wieners, judge, judges, trial, trials, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, defendant, defendants, jury, court case, court cases"Someday I'll catch you without your mallet, little man."
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judge, judges, judgement, judicial, judiciary, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legals, legalism, threat, threatened, threatening, little man, legality, mallet, mallets, hammer, hammers, jury, juror, jurors, juries, persecute, persecution, persecutor, crime, criminal, court, courts, courthouse, courtroom, court battle"Considering the overwhelming case load in our nation's judiciary, Your Honor, may I suggest you dismiss the charges against me?"
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nice try, good try, good idea, good ideas, good effort, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, judge, judges, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, defendant, defendants, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals"I'm happy to say that my final judgement of a case is almost always consistent with my prejudgement of the case."
"Objection."
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bribe, bribery, bribes, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtrooms, judge, judges, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, pervesion of justice, perverting the course of justice, justice, justice system, injustice, judicial system, judicial proceeding, judicial proceedings, judiciary, federal judiciary, court of appeals, district courts, bankruptcy courts, dishonest, dishonesty, money, wealth, objection, object, representation"My witness doesn't understand me."
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law, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, judging, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, court, courts, courtroom, court room, courthouse, court house, court of law, trial, trials, persecution, persecutor, legal, legality, legals, language, languages, word, words, play on words, word-play, word play, drinking, drink, drinker, bar, bars, the bar, barrister, lament, laments, lamenting, commiserate, commiserating, commiseration, bartender, bartenders, bartending, wife, wives, complain, complains, complaining, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunction"My witness doesn't understand me."
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law, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, judging, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, court, courts, courtroom, court room, courthouse, court house, court of law, trial, trials, persecution, persecutor, legal, legality, legals, language, languages, word, words, play on words, word-play, word play, drinking, drink, drinker, bar, bars, the bar, barrister, lament, laments, lamenting, commiserate, commiserating, commiseration, bartender, bartenders, bartending, wife, wives, complain, complains, complaining, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunction"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in exchange for immunity?"
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crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, witness, witnesses, immunity, deal, legal deal, legal deals, rat, rats, informant, informants, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, administer, administers, oath, oaths, exemption, impunity, judge, judges, judicial, judicial branch, jury, law, law and order, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys"Surely not guilty. Next case."
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doppelganger, doppelgangers, twin, twins, ego, egotistic, egotistical, egocentric, judicial, judicial system, judge, judges, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, not guilty, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, law and order, courtroom, courtrooms, court, courts, courthouse