"Innocence is no excuse."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, innocent, innocence, ignorant, ignorance, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, crime, legal principle, legal principles, ignorantia juris non excusat, ignorantia legis neminem excusat, legal doctrine, knowledge of the law, ignorance of the law is no excuse, word play, wordplay"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
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dissent, dissenting opinion, dissenting opinions, judge, judges, scotus, s.c.o.t.u.s., supreme court of the united states, justice, justices, law, laws, legal, justice system, legal system, supreme court, agreement, agreeing, disagreeing, disagreement, court, courts, decision, decisions, deciding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."
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dilemma, dilemmas, decision, decisions, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, judge, judges, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, wiretap, wiretapping, evidence, inadmissible"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, bias, prejudice, prejudiced, biased, judicial impartiality, impartial, impartiality, corrupt, corruption, blatant, obvious, disqualifying, recusing, judicial disqualification, judicial recusal, good news, fair"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."
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not guilty, not-guilty, verdict, verdicts, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, obedience training, puppy training, puppy trainer, puppy trainers, canine, canines, dog behaviour, canine behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, court, courts, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, innocence, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets"You can't plead cute."
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plead, pleads, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, court, courts, courtroom, courtroom, innocent, innocence, innocent look, innocent looks, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, adorable, verdict, verdicts, trial, trials, defendant, defendants, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, soulful, big eyes, big-eyed, doe-eyed"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness, witness, bailiff, bailiffs, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, day in court, justice, chaos, confusion, judgement day, american court system, punishments, sentence, sentences, sentencing, crime, criminal, criminals, media, press, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, jury, juries, juror, jurors, murder, murders, homicide, swearing in, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence"My question is for the medical examiner."
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law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, juror, jurors, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courts, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, trial, trialled, trialed, trials, excuse, excuses, doctor, doctors, check up, check-up, check ups, check-ups, checkup, checkups, tv, medical examiner, medical examiners, loophole, workaround, selfish, selfishness"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"
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lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, insult, insults, insulting, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, justice, justices, impartial, frustration, frustrations, boil over, boils over, boiling over, irritation, irritations, irritated, irate, trial, trials"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."
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sleazy lawyer, sleazy lawyers, sleaziness, defence lawyer, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defence lawyers, attorney, attorneys, court lawyer, court lawyers, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, jail sentence, jail sentences, jail, jails, prison sentence, prison sentences, conviction, convictions, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts"Recess is over, Your Honor."
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recess, judge, judges, trial judge, trial judges, courtroom, courtrooms, court room, court rooms, court, courts, break, breaks, breaking, swing, swings, swing set, swing sets, sandbox, sandboxes, bailiff, bailiffs, play time, playing, play, plays"My client pleads great wealth."
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judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, judicial, crime, crimes, criminals, criminal, alibi, alibis, moral relativism, wealth, wealthy, rich, rich people, wealthy people, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, defendant, defendants"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, education, schooling, literacy, literate, illiterate, illiteracy, student, students, bad student, bad students, studying, big words, intelligence, language, vocab, vocabulary, learned, forgetting, forgot, unprofessional, unqualified"The jury will disregard the witness's last remarks."
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jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, judge, judges, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, witness, witnesses, courtroom etiquette, speculation, shock, shocked, shock factor"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, against the law, legal, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, deense, logic, illogical, logical, guilt, guilty, word play, wordplay, confused, confusion, confusing"Come now, give the system a chance."
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hammer, hammers, nail, nails, predator, predators, prey, unfair, trial, trials, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, bias, biased, black lives matter, victim, victims, defendant, defendants, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, unequal, unequal justice, justice system, minority, minorities, human rights, fair trial, fair trials, constitutional right"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, pay attention, focus, focused, lie, lies, slander, slandering, slandered, libel, client, clients, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, vain, vanity, hairstyle, hairstyles, reassure, reassurance, reassurances, reassuring"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, counselor, counselor, counsellors, counsellors, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, client, clients, judge, judges, law, legal, justice, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, trial, trials, problem, problems, stress, stressed, stressful, yoga, yoga position, yoga positions, yoga pose, yoga poses, handstand, handstands, meditation, meditating, fitness, exercise"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"
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cliches, cliche, clichés, cliché, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, duck, ducks, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, walk like a duck, quack like a duck, witness stand, witness stands, witness, witnesses, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, cross examination, cross examinations"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"
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television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., court, courts, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court case, court cases, trial of the century, notable, fame, infamous, famous, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, fun, interesting, media, press, journalism, impeachment, impeachments, bill clinton, clinton, senate, president, presidents, politics, government, government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, time, next, modern lifeLaw 'N' Order
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court, courthouse, judicial system, judicial branch, government, law, laws, law and order, informal speech, language, informal, informal language, courts, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, lawyer, lawyers, trial, trials, justice, jury duty, jury, judge, judges, courtroom, courtrooms, history, historian, historians, law student, law students, law school"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."
"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."
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