"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."
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"But, hey, what is 'recession' but a word? And the same goes for 'money,' right? And how about 'human beings'?"
Tags:recession, recessions, the recession, double dip recession, politician, politicians, fake news, untrustworthy, human right, human rights, human right issues, inhuman, dehumanising, political jargon, political buzzword, political buzzwords, economy, the economy, austerity, cover-up, cover up, lie, lying, liar, liars, speech, speeches, political speech, political speeches, bending the truth, fake facts, fake facts, bend the truth, economical with the truth, economics, cuts, cut back, cut backs, cut-back, cut-backs, public spending, public spending cut, public spending cuts
"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."
Tags:corrupt, corrupts, corrupting, corruption, coverup, coverups, cover-up, covers up, covering up, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals, government, governments, washington, washington dc, washington d.c., protect, protects, protection, protections, protecting, hierarchy, hierarchies, deflect, deflects, deflecting, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, deflection, deflections, blame, blames, blaming, blame game, blame games
"The word 'slave' is so degrading. Why don't we call you intern."
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"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
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"Sorry I'm late, boss. I hit a deer and had to make it look like an accident."
The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents
Tags:corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, shredded documents, shredding documents, coverup, coverups, cover-up, cover-ups, man-made island, man-made islands, island, islands, sustainable, sustainability, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, green, green building, green buildings, green architecture, architect, architects, architecture, greening, renewable, renewable energy, environmentally friendly, environmental friendliness
"No—a bigger box."
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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
Tags:sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury
"Don't mention hair loss."
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"No, Barry, I want you to want to help bury the evidence."
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"Look, let's just say I haven't seen anything, Charlie hasn't heard anything, and Tom hasn't said anything."
Tags:corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, cover up, cover-up, cover ups, cover-ups, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, privilege, privileged, privileges, conspirator, conspirators, three monkeys, three wise monkeys, see no hear no speak no
Tags:farmer, farmers, farm, farms, agriculture, agricultural management, pretentious, pretensions, illusions, illusion, ambition, ambitious, aspiration, aspirational, aspirations, illusion of grandeur, urban skyline, urban skylines, city scape, city scapes, kidding yourself, office, offices, office worker, office workers, rural, country, countryside, interior, interiors, office interiors, wallpaper, cover up, coverup, cover-up, disguise, disguised, disguising, pretend, pretending, window, windows, view, views, landscape, landscapes, cow, cows, cattle, barn, barns, ranch, ranches, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, trompe-l'œil, trompe l'oeil, trompe l oeil, trompe-l oeil, agribusiness, agribusinesses
"Hey! Why don't we just say we have ninety-one percent full employment?"
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"Now, now, it wasn't a lie—it was a one-eighty."
Tags:lie, lies, liars, lying, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, bad manager, bad managers, bad bosses, u turn, u turns, a 180, one eighties, one-eighties, politician, politicians, big corporation, big corporations, damage limitation, cover up, cover ups, cover-up, cover-ups
'In Rather Than Out' and 'Out Rather Than In'
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"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, health and safety, health and safety regulation, health and safety regulations, quicksand, sink, sinking, cover up, cover-up, cover ups, cover-ups, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, business executives, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, manager, managers executive, executives, employer, employers, employee, employees, nature, natural disaster, natural disasters, colloid hydrogel, sink hole, sink holes, sinkhole, sinkholes
"If we defund schools, will my grades go away?"
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"To make it look like an accident."
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"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."
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Environmental Adjustment Company
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"Peters, make a joyful noise."
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Tags:wattle, wattles, neck, necks, cover up, cover-up, covering up, covering-up, cover the neck, covering the neck, wattle ocvers neck, men's clothes, mens clothes, men's clothing, mens clothing, fashions, men's fashion, mens fashion, men's fashions, mens fashions, necktie, neckties, turtleneck, turtlenecks, goatee, goatee, beard, beards, facial hair, neck brace, neck braces, turkey wattle, turkey wattles, double chin, double chin, double chins, overweight, obese, obesity, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, insecure, insecurity, self conscious, self consciousness, self-conscious, self-consciousness, frappuccino, frappuccinos
"Would I blow smoke?"
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