"Just sitting here widening. You?"
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man, men, fitness, out-of-shape, out of shape, wide, widening, wider, fat, gaining weight, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, eating habits, diet, diets, unhealthy, health, lack of exercise, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, laziness, modern life, covid, covid-19, corona, virus, coronavirus, social isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, bored, boredom, work from home, working from home"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, businessman, working from home, work from home, deadline, deadlines, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinators, final, final deadline, under pressure, pressure, office, office drone, working life, work life, working from home, work from home, home office, home offices, covid-19, coronavirus, self-isolate, self-isolation"Hey, you two, get an office!"
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offices, office worker, office workers, get a room, business people, business person, businessperson, desk, desks, park, parks, public park, public parks, remote worker, remote workers, remote working, eworker, eworkers, eworking, e-worker, e-workers, e-working, e worker, e workers, e working, couple, couples, love, date, dates, private, privacy, self-isolation, coronavirus, covid-19, work from home, working from home, social distance, social distancing"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"
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remote working, remote workers, remote workers, eworking, eworker, eworkers, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addiction, television addict, television addicts, television addiction, square eyes, square eyed, working from home, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, covid-19, coronavirus, corona virus, self-isolation, self-isolating"I've been working from home for the last couple of years."
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job application, job applications, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, bad interview, bad interviews, self employed, self-employed, self employment, lazy, laziness, bad habits, personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, working from home, layabout, layabouts, bad impression, bad impressions, first impression, first impressions, coronavirus, covid-19, work from home, home office, home offices, recluse, self-isolate, self-isolations"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
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nurse, doctor’s office, waiting room, neuroses, worried well, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worrier, worriers, neurosis, disease, diseases, ill, illness, illnesses, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizing, important, importance, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait, waits, waiting, medical care, healthcare, mankoff, covid-19, coronavirus, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, pandemics, outbreak, outbreaks"Who called this meeting again?"
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meeting, meetings, video call, video calls, video conference, video conferences, video conferencing, laptop, laptops, pointless meeting, pointless meetings, working from home, work from home, wfh, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, work, work meeting, work meetings, coronavirus, covid-19, flu, flus, flu season, flu seasons, video chat, video chats, teleconference, teleconferencing, teleconferences, social isolation, social distancing, meeting, meetings"It's just me today. Everyone else is working remotely."
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wak-a-mole, arcade game, arcade games, wfh, work from home, working from home, remote working, remote worker, remote workers, social distancing, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, virusesThe Cougher
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cough, coughs, coughed, cougher, coughers, hygiene, bad hygiene, stocks, pillory, pillories, pilloried, public shaming, public punishment, shame, shaming, shamed, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, self isolation, self isolated, quarantine, quarantinedWaiting for the Sun
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sun, sunshine, little joys, small joys, morning sun, sunray, ray of sun, waiting, wait, waits, patiently waiting, stuck indoors, stuck inside, indoors, inside, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, passive, passivity, covid, covid-19, coronavirus, corona, virus, hermit, hermits, locked in, locked away, shut-in, shut-ins, optimism, optimistic, vitamin d, stir crazy, relax, relaxing"Maybe you should work from someone else's home."
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working from home, work from home, wfh, homeworking, home worker, home workers, social distancing, self isolating, self isolation, isolation, isolating, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship difficulties, marriage, marriages, rocky marriage, marital difficulties, marital issues, breakup, breakups, breaking up, separations, close quarters, arguing, argue, agres, argument, arguments, pressure, pressure on a relationshipFly By Seat Of Pants
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calendar, calendars, diary, diaries, diary management, schedule, schedules, planner, day planner, month planner, day planners, month planners, plan, plans, fly by the seat of pants, make it up as you go along, april 2020, unplanned, winging it, wing it, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, uncertain times, uncertaintyPandemic Jeopardy
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game show, game shows, quiz show, quiz shows, tv, television, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, mismanagement, political mismanagement"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."
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porcupine, porcupines, porcupine spike, porcupine spikes, play it safe, playing it safe, hugging, hug, hugs, shaking hands, shake hands, hygiene, personal hygiene, social distance, social distancing, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, virusesYou really need to be careful about touching your face."
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hand washing, hand hygiene, touching your face, touch your face, dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, dog greeting, doggie greeting, sniff, sniffing, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, social distancing, social distance"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"
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disaster, disasters, covid, covid-19, coronavirus, virus, viruses, pandemic, pandemics, crash, crashes, recession, recessions, economic, fallout, fallouts, conflict, conflicts, collaborate, collaborates, collaborating, perfect storm, perfect storms, work together, works together, working together, cooperate, cooperates, cooperating, cooperation, famine, famines, outbreak, outbreaks, plague, plagues, illness, illnesses"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"
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hand, hands, hand washing, washing hands, wash your hands, soap, bar of soap, soap and water, twenty seconds, 20 seconds, thorough hand wash, wash your hands thoroughly, hygiene, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses,Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time
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fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, trail of crumbs, breadcrumb trail, loo roll, toilet roll, toilet paper, hoarding, panic buying, panic buy, toilet paper shortage, toilet paper shortages, stockpiling, stockpiles, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns"Hello!? Hello!!? I'm just wondering if I've I've been put in the wrong quarantine here?"
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quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, animal quarantine, animal quarantines, kennel, kennels, dog, dogs, pet, pets, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, self isolation, social distancing"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."
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support group, support groups, virtual support group, virtual support groups, video communications, video call, video calling, video call, video conference, video conferences, irony, ironic, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, working from home, work from home, wfh, strange timesThe world on lockdown
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padlock, padlocks, lock, locks, lockdown, locked down, lockdowns, total lockdown, self isolation, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, quarantining, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, social distancing"Sorry, not tonight. I'm busy social distancing."
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desert island, desert islands, deserted, isolated, isolation, self isolation, social isolation, castaway, castaways, stranded, rain check, rain checks, busy, social distancing, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses"Now that all my work travel is remote, I can always go first class!"
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humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, covid, covid-19, work from home, working from home, wfh, remote worker, remote workers, remote working, team meeting, first class, put your feet up, putting your feet up, recline, reclines, reclining, recliner, recliners, coronavirus, corona, virus, pandemic, pandemics, outbreak, outbreaks, viruses, comfort, comfortable, casualMisinformation Pandemic
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misinformation, misinformed, misinform, sensationalist media, sensationalist media coverage, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, illness, illness, mass panic, panic, flu, flus, flu strain, flu strains, flu virus, flu viruses, covid-19, coronavirus, corona, contagious, contagious disease, contagious diseasesSocial Distance Seder
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seder, passover seder, jewish celebration, jewish celebrations, jewish holiday, jewish family, jewish families, social distance, social distancing, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses