Tags:infertility, family, families, parent, parents, parenthood, babies, baby, reproduction, reproduce, pregnancy, couple, couples, married, marriage, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, farmer, farmers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, cattle, fertility, fertility clinic, farm animal, farm animals, animal, animals, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians
"There goes one strange cow."
"Son, your mother is a remarkable woman."
"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."
Tags:tinnitus, ring, rings, ringing, ear, ears, ear trouble, ear troubles, ear problem, ear problems, ear infection, ear infections, cow, cows, cattle, cowbell, cowbells, cow bell, cow bells, bell, bells, diagnosis, diagnoses, checkup, checkups, check up, check ups, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, family doctor, family doctors
"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
Tags:brussels sprouts, cows, genes, wishes, fairy godmother, dna, genetic engineering, modern life, agriculture, animals, myths, vegetables, food, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods, self-preserve, self-preservation, wish, wishes, fairy, fairies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, animal rights, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtering, self-interest, self-interested
"There's not a dime's worth of difference between the candidates. They're both carnivores."
Tags:candidate, candidates, president, presidents, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, carnivore, carnivores, predator, predators, corrupt, corrupt politician, corrupt politicians, cattle, cow, cows, difference, differences, no difference, no differences, political candidate, political candidates, politician, politicians
"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."
Tags:rancher, ranchers, ranching, wrangler, wranglers, wrangling, drover, drovers, cattle, cattle rancher, cattle ranchers, cattle drive, cattle drives, cow, cows, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, western, westerns, old west, american west, negotiation, negotiating, negotiate, persuasion, persuade, persuading, herd mentality, individual, individuality, rebel, rebels, rebellion, youthful rebellion
"I've been a cow all my life, honey. Don't ask me to change now."
Tags:cow, cows, horse, horses, cattle, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, change, changes, changing, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, partner, partners, difference, differences, unfair, unfairness, long term relationship, long term relationships, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, high expectations
"He's all beef!"
Tags:cow, cows, bull, bulls, animal, animals, livestock, farm, farms, farmland, farmer, farmers, beef, meat, manly, pasture, pastures, macho man, man, men, women, woman, girl talk, crush, having a crush, admire, admiring, admirer, attraction, attractive, attracted, sex appeal, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships
"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
Tags:cow, cows, rural, country, countryside, country side, prize, prizes, prizewinner, prize winner, compete, competition, competitions, win, winner, winning, gracious, grace, graciousness, smug, smugly, smugness, bad winner, sore loser, county, county fair, fair, fairs, show, county show, best, the best, be the best
"I love it!"
Tags:fashion, fashions, vanity, vain, fashionista, fashionista, trend, trends, farm, farms, cow, cows, personified, personification, parallel, comparison, polka-dot, polka dot, polka dotted, polka-dotted, trendy, makeover, make-over, make-overs, clothes, clothes, makeup, make-up, make up, bovine, bovines
Tags:butcher, butchers, butchers shop, butcher's shop, butchers shops, butcher's shops, diy, do it yourself, do-it-yourself, vegetarianism, vegetarian, vegetarians, veganism, vegan, vegans, consumerism, animal rights, animal rights issue, animal right issues, animal right activist, animal right activism, animal rights activists, cow, cows, beef, self service, self-service, saw, saws, butchery, inhumane, cruel, cruelty
"She's so Jersey."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, talking cow, talking cows, livestock, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, field, fields, pasture, pastures, new jersey, states, state, american state, american states, jersey, jersey cow, jersey cows, dairy cow, dairy cows, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, dairy farm, dairy farms, holstein-friesian, holstein friesian, trashy, low-class, loud, obnoxious, stereotype, stereotypes, new jerseyan, new jerseyans, jerseyite, jerseyites, new jerseyite, new jerseyites
"Might I recommend the cud?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, bull, bulls, cattle, livestock, bovine, cud, cuds, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting
"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
Tags:fresh, fresh meat, beef, cow, cows, butcher, butchers, shop, shops, shopper, shopping, butcher shop, butchered, gores, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarians, gross out, gross-out, horror, horrify, horrific, horrifying, meat is murder, shock, shock factor, shock value, foodie, foodies
Extremely Lactose Intolerant
"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."
Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.
Tags:military dress, military-dress, military outfit, military uniform, military uniforms, cow, cows, cattle, military strategy, military strategies, army strategy, army strategies, armed forces, army tactics, military tactics, military map, military maps, army map, army maps, cattle farm, cattle farms, cow farm, cow farms, cow pattern, cow patterns, spotted cow, spotted cows, holstein, dairy breed, dairy breeds
"You should be happy. How many husbands even notice window treatments?"
Tags:bull, bulls, cow, cows, seeing red, angry bull, angry bulls, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, home decorating, home decorations, interior decoration, interior decorations, window treatment, window treatments, smashed window, redecorate, redecorating, bad relationship, bad relationships
"I've never trusted cows."
Tags:cow, cows, sheep, lamb, lambs, trust, trusts, trusted, pasture, pastures, field, fields, farm, farms, farming, farmed, farmer, suspicious, suspicion, sceptic, sceptical, scepticism, grass, grasses, grassy, countryside, country, country side, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
"Your skin. Genuine Leather."
Tags:cow, cows, leather, genuine leather, cattle, skin condition, skin conditions, bad skin, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, farm animal, farm animals, doctor's appointments
"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"
Tags:ohio, offices, office, business, businesses, desk, desks, open concept, rural, business meeting, business travel, country, countryside, farm, farms, farm land, middle of nowhere, cattle, cows, cow, regional, regional office, regional offices, company branch, company, company branches, employ, employer, employers, employee, employees
"We like you, Hatcher, and we like your work, but we've been offered magic beans."
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, magic bean, magic beans, jack and the beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, sell, sells, selling, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, fired, firing, firings, sack, sacked, sacking, sackings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, beanstalk, beanstalks, children's story, children's stories