"How come I never see that smile?"
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"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."
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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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'Boys of Summer on a Skewer'
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"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."
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"Harry's mood stabilized in '78, and it hasn't budged since."
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"How come I never see any tired and cranky Europeans?"
Uncle Murray Weekly
"Even your sleep is curmudgeonly."
Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking
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"Don't think for a minute that I've mellowed!"
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"Maybe you shouldn't send out e-mails when you're tired."
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"When did we go from being edgy to being cranky?"
"Little by little my snarkiness is getting back to full speed."
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Warning: Geezers will erupt without warning.
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"Now here's all this mythology about how I'm crabby."