"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
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"And how long have you been feeling this way, Mr. Crapola?"
Not the target demographic
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A cat reads an inscription on a mouse statue and thinks, "What crap!"
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"The art lady came in and told me all people want is derivative crap."
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"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."
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"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."
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"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."
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"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."
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