Crash Cartoons

"Your steered the proper course, Cap'n, when you had us bury this instead of investing it in the market!"

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

Close encounter of the uninsured kind.

"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

Card section: Condolence (real estate).

"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"On the other hand, the price of a barrel of beer is holding steady."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

School Trip To The Beach

"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"

"I'm sorry. Mr. Broadbank seems to have stepped away from his desk."

Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

A crash test dummy counts sheep.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"My entire vision for the future passed before my eyes."

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"You were an accident."