"Your steered the proper course, Cap'n, when you had us bury this instead of investing it in the market!"
Tags:pirate, pirates, treasure, treasures, buried treasure, burying treasure, money under the mattress, invest, investing, investment, investments, good investment, bad investment, good investments, bad investment, financial advice, good financial advice, bad financial advice, stock markets, market, market crash, stock market crash, crash, credit crunch, global financial crisis, financial crisis, financial crash, captain, pirate captain, pirate captains
"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."
Tags:stocks, stocks and shares, stock market, stockholder, stockholders, lose, losing everything, loss, financial loss, crash, stock crash, financial crash, faith, faith-based, misplaced faith, ill-informed, faith-based education, uninformed, misinformation, ignorant, ignorance, trust, misplaced trust, trusting, trusted, education, education system
Close encounter of the uninsured kind.
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, insurance, accident insurance, car insurance, insurance coverage, uninsured, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, car accident, car accidents, car crash, car crashes
"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
Tags:bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual pun
Card section: Condolence (real estate).
Tags:economy, real estate, business, bankruptcy, money, poor, debt, housing market, housing markets, home price, home prices, crash, crashes, crashing, home buyer, home buyers, home buying, bankrupt, foreclose, foreclosing, foreclosure, foreclosures, real estate agent, real estate agents, greeting card, greeting cards, condolences, sympathy, housing market, housing markets
"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
Tags:turtle, turtles, lizard, lizards, salamander, salamanders, reptile, reptiles, homeowner, homeowners, value, values, lose value, losing value, bad investment, bad investments, investment, investments, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, market crashes, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, real estate investment, real estate investments
"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."
Tags:stock market, tv, news, correction, wall street, recession, financial crisis, economy, mistakes, market correction, market corrections, recessions, euphemisms, crash, crashes, crashing, financial news, financial reporter, financial reporters, dow jones, djia, wall street, wall street trader, wall street traders, stockbroker, stockbrokers, mankoff
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
Tags:west, western, wild west, wildwest, hillbilly, hillbillies, shack, shacks, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, ranch, ranches, cattle ranches, cattle ranch, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, chicken farming, agriculture, agribusiness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, business executive, chicken farmers, business man, business men, business people, business person, executive, ceo, depression, economic depression, financial crash, crash, crashes, financial crashes, crisis, economic crisis, financial crisis, city, cities, city worker, big city, the big city, debt, in debt, city workers, hot shot, hot shots, farm house, farm house, traders, trading, trader, stock market, stock market trader
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
Tags:selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubbles
"On the other hand, the price of a barrel of beer is holding steady."
"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."
Tags:mortgage, mortgages, adjustable rate, adjustable-rate, desert, deserted, shack, house, houses, country, countries, home, homes, economy, housing market, real estate, finance, finances, money, worries, worrying, desert, deserts, adjustable rate mortgage, repossess, foreclose, foreclosure, useless, pointless, pity, pitied worry, crash, foreclosed
School Trip To The Beach
Tags:washed up, washed, ship, shipwreck, ship wreck, shipwrecked, ship wrecked, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, sea side, kid, kids, child, bus crash, castaway, castaways, schoolbus, school bus, crash, absurd, absurdity, play, playing, free, freedom, freely, run, running, school trip, school trips, travel, travelled, travels, tourists, tourist, tourism
"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"
Tags:american, americans, tourist, tourists, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, reputation, reputations, international reputation, recession, recessions, crash, crashes, market crash, market crashes, low wage, low wages, broke, poverty, arrogant, arrogance, international reputation, international reputations, united states, usa
"I'm sorry. Mr. Broadbank seems to have stepped away from his desk."
Tags:financial crisis, market crash, market crashes, crash, crashes, great recession, recession, recessions, secretary, secretaries, unflappable, placid, calm, demeanor, demeanors, demeanour, suicidal, executive, executives, business executive, banker, bankers, banking, housing crash, housing crashes, market correction, market corrections, finances, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers
Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.
Tags:stag, stags, ram, rams, mountain ram, mountain rams, airbag, airbags, butt head, butts heads, butting heads, clash, clashes, clash of heads, horn, horns, horned ram, horned rams, auto safety, safety feature, safety features, wild animal, wild animals, car safety, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, car, cars, car sales, car buyer, car buyers
"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
Tags:air travel, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, airport, airports, flying, flight attendant, flight attendants, flight stewardess, flight stewardesses, air hostess, air hostesses, flying crew, crew, crews, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, landing, landings, crash landing, crash landings, bad landing, bad landings, rough landing, rough landings, bad pilot, bad pilots, can't fly, crash, crunch, cereal, breakfast cereal, cereal character, cereal characters, word play, wordplay
A crash test dummy counts sheep.
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, dummy, dummies, count sheep, counts sheep, counting sheep, jump, jumps, jumping, crash, crashes, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, danger, dangers, dangerous, stunt, stunts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
Tags:sinking business, failing business, failed business, crash, crashes, economic crash, economic crashes, recession, recessions, in recession, double dip recession, stocks, stocks and shares, stock market crash, stock market crashes, economics, life jacket, life jackets, life-jacket, life-jackets, lifejacket, lifejackets, sink ship, sinking ships, boardroom, boardrooms, profit, plummeting profit, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessmen, businessman, businessperson
"My entire vision for the future passed before my eyes."
Tags:life passed before my eyes, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, report, reports, reporting, vision, visions, future, futures, airplane, airplanes, airplane industry, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aeroplane industry, flight, flights, transport, transportation, news, survivor, survivors, regret, regrets, plan, planning, plans, politician, politicians, politics, political, change, changing impact, impacts, impacting, nigel farage
"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
Tags:money, cash, cash in, cashing in, coffee, coffee addict, addict, addicted, addiction, finance, finances, personal finance, financial crisis, crash, market crash, recession, recessions, modern, modern life, luxury, luxuries, necessity, necessities, retirement, retirement fund, retirement funds, 401k, pension, pensions, pension scheme, latte, lattes, city life, middle class, new middle class, economy, economics, frugal, scrimp, scrimping, saving, savings, coffee, coffee bar, coffee bars, trend, trends, barista, baristas, expensive
"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."
Tags:surf, surfs, surfing competition, surfing competitions, distraction, distractions, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, crash, crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, conversation, conversations, distraction, distractions, business call, business calls, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, personal assistant, personal assistants, absentminded, tall tale, tall tales
"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."
Tags:childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, grow up, growing up, loss, losses, making a loss, making losses, office worker, office workers, manhood, becoming a man, money, monetary, stocks and shares, stock market crash, crash, crashes, economic crash, financial crash, financial crisis, debt, in debt, pocket money, child, kid, kids, childhood, bible, bible quote, bible quotes, corinthians, christian, christians, christianity, the bible, recession
"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"
"Marie, are you still driving?"
Tags:car, cars, accident, accidents, drive, drives, driver, drivers, driving, driving license, license, licensed, points, clean license, age, ageing, aged, ageing gracefully, elder, elderly, old man, old lady, old woman, growing old, upside down, crash, crashed, nonchalant, nonchalance, indifferent, indifference, safe, safety, safe to drive
"You were an accident."
Tags:crash, crash test, test dummy, dummy, crash test dummy, test dummy, safety test, safety tester, safe, safer, parent, parents, parenting, parental, parenthood, accident, accidents, accidental, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, new mom, new moms, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrites, new mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, new parent, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, motherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, congratulations, accidental pregnancy, pot calling the kettle black