Close encounter of the uninsured kind.
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, insurance, accident insurance, car insurance, insurance coverage, uninsured, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, car accident, car accidents, car crash, car crashes
"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
Tags:bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual pun
Card section: Condolence (real estate).
Tags:economy, real estate, business, bankruptcy, money, poor, debt, housing market, housing markets, home price, home prices, crash, crashes, crashing, home buyer, home buyers, home buying, bankrupt, foreclose, foreclosing, foreclosure, foreclosures, real estate agent, real estate agents, greeting card, greeting cards, condolences, sympathy, housing market, housing markets
"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
Tags:turtle, turtles, lizard, lizards, salamander, salamanders, reptile, reptiles, homeowner, homeowners, value, values, lose value, losing value, bad investment, bad investments, investment, investments, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, market crashes, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, real estate investment, real estate investments
"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."
Tags:stock market, tv, news, correction, wall street, recession, financial crisis, economy, mistakes, market correction, market corrections, recessions, euphemisms, crash, crashes, crashing, financial news, financial reporter, financial reporters, dow jones, djia, wall street, wall street trader, wall street traders, stockbroker, stockbrokers, mankoff
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
Tags:west, western, wild west, wildwest, hillbilly, hillbillies, shack, shacks, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, ranch, ranches, cattle ranches, cattle ranch, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, chicken farming, agriculture, agribusiness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, business executive, chicken farmers, business man, business men, business people, business person, executive, ceo, depression, economic depression, financial crash, crash, crashes, financial crashes, crisis, economic crisis, financial crisis, city, cities, city worker, big city, the big city, debt, in debt, city workers, hot shot, hot shots, farm house, farm house, traders, trading, trader, stock market, stock market trader
"On the other hand, the price of a barrel of beer is holding steady."
"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"
Tags:american, americans, tourist, tourists, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, reputation, reputations, international reputation, recession, recessions, crash, crashes, market crash, market crashes, low wage, low wages, broke, poverty, arrogant, arrogance, international reputation, international reputations, united states, usa
"I'm sorry. Mr. Broadbank seems to have stepped away from his desk."
Tags:financial crisis, market crash, market crashes, crash, crashes, great recession, recession, recessions, secretary, secretaries, unflappable, placid, calm, demeanor, demeanors, demeanour, suicidal, executive, executives, business executive, banker, bankers, banking, housing crash, housing crashes, market correction, market corrections, finances, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers
Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.
Tags:stag, stags, ram, rams, mountain ram, mountain rams, airbag, airbags, butt head, butts heads, butting heads, clash, clashes, clash of heads, horn, horns, horned ram, horned rams, auto safety, safety feature, safety features, wild animal, wild animals, car safety, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, car, cars, car sales, car buyer, car buyers
A crash test dummy counts sheep.
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, dummy, dummies, count sheep, counts sheep, counting sheep, jump, jumps, jumping, crash, crashes, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, danger, dangers, dangerous, stunt, stunts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
Tags:sinking business, failing business, failed business, crash, crashes, economic crash, economic crashes, recession, recessions, in recession, double dip recession, stocks, stocks and shares, stock market crash, stock market crashes, economics, life jacket, life jackets, life-jacket, life-jackets, lifejacket, lifejackets, sink ship, sinking ships, boardroom, boardrooms, profit, plummeting profit, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessmen, businessman, businessperson
"My entire vision for the future passed before my eyes."
Tags:life passed before my eyes, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, report, reports, reporting, vision, visions, future, futures, airplane, airplanes, airplane industry, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aeroplane industry, flight, flights, transport, transportation, news, survivor, survivors, regret, regrets, plan, planning, plans, politician, politicians, politics, political, change, changing impact, impacts, impacting, nigel farage
"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."
Tags:surf, surfs, surfing competition, surfing competitions, distraction, distractions, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, crash, crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, conversation, conversations, distraction, distractions, business call, business calls, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, personal assistant, personal assistants, absentminded, tall tale, tall tales
"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."
Tags:childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, grow up, growing up, loss, losses, making a loss, making losses, office worker, office workers, manhood, becoming a man, money, monetary, stocks and shares, stock market crash, crash, crashes, economic crash, financial crash, financial crisis, debt, in debt, pocket money, child, kid, kids, childhood, bible, bible quote, bible quotes, corinthians, christian, christians, christianity, the bible, recession
"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"
"You're lucky that painting was of a horse."
Tags:art collection, art collections, art collector, art collectors, painting, paintings, horse, horses, horse riders, horse riders, horse riding, jockey, jockeys, gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, damage, damage, crash, crashes, crashes, accident, accidents, destroy, destroyed, museum, museum, art museum, art museums, curator, curators, museum curator, museum curators, equestrian sport, equestrian sports, property damage, insurance, insured, insurance policy, insurance policies, insured property, insured properties, property insurance, art insurance
"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"
Tags:mba, mbas, m.b.a., m.b.a.s, business masters, masters in business administration, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduating, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, depression, depressed, depressing, useless, useless degree, useless degrees, recession, recessions, crash, crashes, market crash, market crashes
The Downsizing Continues
Tags:downsize, downsizes, downsizing, computer, computers, personal computer, personal computers, pc, pcs, p.c., p.c.s, declining sales, computer company, computer companies, storefront, storefronts, downscale, downscales, downscaling, restructure, restructures, restructuring, business loss, business losses, crash, crashes, crashing
You Are Here
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businesperson, stock, stocks, stocks and shares, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, bond, bonds, recession, recessions, double dip recessions, charts, charts, graph, graphs, stats, statistics, crash, crashes, fail, failed, failing, doing badly, you are here, locate, locating, location, locations, maps, map, city map, city maps
"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"
Tags:bill murray, cameo, cameos, cameo appearance, cameo appearances, crash, crashes, crashing, show up, shows up, showing up, viral, viral video, viral videos, therapy, therapy session, therapy sessions, intrude, intrudes, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, reflexive, break the fourth wall, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars
Slam the Limo into that Wall
Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
Tags:speed, speeding, speeds, speed limit, speed limits, driving laws, law, laws, legal, limit, limits, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, crash, crashing, crashes, car crash, car crashes, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, drive, driving, driven, drives, sign, signs, fast, faster, quick
"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."
Tags:baby driver, baby drivers, reckless, recklessness, driver, drivers, crash, crashes, car crash, car crashes, auto crash, auto crashes, accident, accidents, crash test, crash tests, charm, charms, charming, cop, cops, police, cute, adorable, baby, babies, infant, infants, moving violation, moving violations
"Let's see what he does when he peers over a real cliff."
Tags:peer over the cliff, peers over the cliff, fiscal cliff, fiscal cliffs, economic decline, economic declines, market crash, market crashes, crash, crashes, crashing, mobster, mobsters, murder, murderers, murderer, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, extort, extorts, extortion, financial market, financial markets, cliff edge, cliff's edge, market drop, market drops, market correction, market corrections, witness, witnesses, threaten, threatens, threatening