"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"
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"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"
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"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."
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"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."
"No matter who's in office, the political landscape stays the same."
"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."
"Who the hell are you going to listen to - the voices in your head, or your best friend?"
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I'm with crazy.
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"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."
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"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
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"Bad news-we're all out of our minds. You're going to have to be the lone healthy person in this family."
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"You people are crazy about Batman—ask him."
"Then again, we are what we eat."
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The End is Near
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"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
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"I swear, if someone told me ten years ago I'd be sitting naked on a tree limb talking to a can of peaches in syrup, I'd have said they were crazy."
"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."
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Spoilers from the Da Vinci Code
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"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."
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"When I can't sleep, I find that it sometimes helps to get up and jot down my anxieties."
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"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."
"With four or more kids' meals, you get a shot of bourbon."
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