"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
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"I had a productive week."
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Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
"That's him—the one on the right."
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"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
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"Shall we put it in play?"
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"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."
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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"
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Then on the Eighth Day
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BIG BANG COMIX
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"Well, for starters, I'd like to thank me."
"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."
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And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House
"It's a vanity project."
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"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."
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God uses the universe as a reading light.
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Creation: The True Story
Adam and Eve Food Truck
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"When this is all done, I'd like to try something a little different. Maybe work with children.
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"Thanks, but we decided to go ahead without the apple."
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"First, I storyboarded it."
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"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."
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