"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
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"And that's Mrs. Glenfyrn. She created the role."
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"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
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"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."
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"I can't take him seriously since he shaved."
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"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."
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"And God called the light day."
"Well, for starters, I'd like to thank me."
"Timmy Whitehead of Wheeling, West Virginia, asks, 'Do you ever have to go to the bathroom?'"
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"It's a vanity project."
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"What a lousy creation myth!"
"What can I say? Intelligent design isn't perfectâ��I forgot to include pockets."
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God uses the universe as a reading light.
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"When this is all done, I'd like to try something a little different. Maybe work with children.
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"So then I said to myself, 'Why should I make toys when I can make the deals to make the toys?' "
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"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."
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"Maybe things would have turned out better if I'd put in a whole week."
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"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."
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"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."
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A light bulb imagines a Thomas Edison.
"Dumb it down or sex it up."
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"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."
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