"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"
"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."
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"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
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"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"
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"We blew a fuse."
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"You have a wonderful body."
Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap
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Man ascends from subway station exit, followed by a caveman, an ape, and earlier creatures in homage to evolutionary theory.
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"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"
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"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."
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"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"
A vampire with a darkness flashlight
"Yeah, they're slow, but we're saving a bundle on health care."
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"We deal with it by talking about it."
Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken
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She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?
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"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."
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A grotesque looks at another grotesque who is wearing a baseball cap.
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"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."
"It must be yours. I have no imagination."
Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman
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"That's my son."
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"Do you have a moment to talk about toxic waste?"
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"Unicorns do exist!"
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"I hear we've been short-listed for extinction."