"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
Tags:thief, thieves, mug, mugs, mugging, muggings, mugged, platinum, platinum card, platinum cards, travel, travels, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, miles, mugger, muggers, favor, favors, favour, favours, do a favor, doing a favor, do a favour, doing a favour, credit, credit card, credit cards, credit rating, credit ratings, charge, charges, charge card, charge cards
"What I'd like, basically, is a temporary line of credit just to tide me over the rest of my life."
"Well! I'm already pre-disapproved for a credit card."
"Bad Credit OK."
"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."
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"Yikes! Somebody ask him if they take plastic."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, son of god, the last supper, last supper, disciple, disciples, patron, patrons, customer, customers, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, restaurants, bill, bills, paying the bill, credit card, credit cards, money, expensive, paying, credit, meal, meals, eating out, dining out
"Goodness gracious great balls of fire, no!"
Tags:jerry lee lewis, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, payday loan, payday loans, refuse, refuses, refusing, refusal, credit, bad credit, credit check, credit checks, failing credit checks, rude, rudeness, impolite, loan officer, loan officers, rock 'n' roll, rock music, rocker, rockers, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers
"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, modern, modernity, finance, finances, credit, credit score, america, american, american history, native american, native americans, trinket, trinkets, plastic, culture, culture clash, clashed, clashes, play on words, word play
Tags:chip and pin, chip and pins, chip and pin machine, chip and pin machines, cashpoint, cashpoints, cash point, cash points, insult, insulting, rude, rudness, say it how it is, saying it how it is, poor, penniless, broke, in debt, debtor, debtors, bankrupt, bankruptcy, saving, savings, saver, savers, no savings, credit, credit cards, avaliable credit, atm, atms, bank, banks, automated teller machine, automated teller machines, cash machine, cash machines, recession, the recession, recessions, double di recession, banker, bankers, yo mammas gumbo, yo' mamma's gumbo
"With these credit default swaps, I never know whose legs I'm supposed to break."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, finance, financial, personal finance, money, moving money, credit, credit default, gangster, gangsters, blame, blamed, blames
Absolutely No Credit
"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
Tags:art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, painting, paintings, famous painting, famous paintings, copy, copies, forger, forgers, forging, counterfeit, counterfeiter, counterfeiters, fake, fakes, fraud, white-collar crime, criminal, criminals, national gallery, master, masters, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, collection, collector, collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, news, good news, credit, taking credit, modern life
"Congratulations! Owing to the responsible way in which you've handled your drinking, the management has increased your limit."
Tags:consumerism, addiction, addict, addicts, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, overdrink, overdrinking, alcohol addiction, alcohol addict, alcohol addicts, credit, sales tactics, sales tactics, irresponsible, exploit, exploitative, exploiting, immoral, responsible drinking, irresponsibility, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, bartender, bartenders, alcohol limit, alcohol limits
"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."
"Not to worry, folks. We embrace all forms of payment."
"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."
Tags:money, finances, personal finances, credit card, credit cards, credit, credit score, credit scores, credit report, credit history, disapproved, rejected, pre-approve, pre-approval, bank, banks, banking, loan, loans, financial difficulties, financial issues, financial problems, money problems, money issues, debt, borrower, borrowers, lender, lenders, borrowing, lending, poor, poverty, bankruptcy, insolvency
"I'm pretty sure she's rich - she never has any money."
"I know it was your idea, but it was my idea to use your idea."
"Is there the slightest chance of credit being eased by this weekend?"
"I've been preapproved for another credit card apparently because I have a pulse."
A conductor bows while a one-man-band sits, exhausted.
Tags:one man band, one-man bands, conductor, conductors, conducting, musician, musicians, multi-instrumentalist, multi-instrumentalists, credit, take credit, taking credit, hogging credit, boss, bosses, overworked, 1%, elite, elites, populist, populists, populism, overworked, stress, stresses, stressed out
Cast of Dream
Tags:cast, credit, credits, movie, movies, dream, dreams, dreamer, dreamer, films, cast list, cast lists, monster, monsters, role, roles, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood memory, childhood memories, traumatic childhood, traumatic childhoods, memories
About the potter.
Tags:modern life, trends, books, about the author, about the author page, about the author pages, pottery, clay pot, clay pots, credit, get credit, getting credit, receive credit, receiving credit, handmade, handmade pottery, artisan, artisans, artisanal, artisanal potter, artisanal potters, mankoff
"Paper or plastic?"
Tags:robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, paper, paper money, plastic, credit, card, cards
Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.
Tags:debt, debts, credit, credits, loan, loans, restaurant, restaurants, realtor, realtors, estate agent, estate agents, accountant, accountants, wasted, waste, lending, lends, banks, banking, bankers, poor, borrow, borrowing, borrows, high cuisine, rich, posh, fancy, food, foods, modern life, modern-life, property, price, prices, mortgages, comparison, parallel, parallels