"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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"What I'd like, basically, is a temporary line of credit just to tide me over the rest of my life."
"Someday, son, all this will be mine."
"No, it's my husband that's expired. Is his credit card still good?"
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"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."
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"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"
"Yikes! Somebody ask him if they take plastic."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but your cash is expired."
"Your card is overwrought."
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"Es usted Diners' Club?"
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"I guess I just like living out under the stars and hunting for what I eat. Plus, I had a ton of credit-card debt."
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"You have been pre-approved for the platinum experience with cashback rewards."
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"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."
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"I've been preapproved for another credit card apparently because I have a pulse."
We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions
"Maybe saddling them with some debt will help these future generations work off some of their damn obesity."
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"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."
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Guess Your ATM Password
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"I try to keep the Christmas spirit by having credit-card debt all year long."
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"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."
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"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."
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"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"
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"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."
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"I've always thought it was eerie. He expired the same day as his Visa card."
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