"...and for you, Dorothy, that I.U.D. you've been wanting."
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"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."
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"Officer, this man is making tunnels."
"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."
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"Sometimes I give myself the creeps."
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"You have creepy peasants."
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"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "
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"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
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1,001 Cheap Disguises
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"I don't care if he is one of the few dissenting voices around. Make him stop whispering in my ear!"
World's best creepy guy upstairs.
"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."
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The Las Vegas Oddsmakers
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Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door
"Need a hand with that Chekhov, pretty lady?"
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"God has heard your prayers, and they are really starting to creep him out."
"Let me give you a fake e-mail address as well—just to drive home the point."
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"And how can you be certain the defendant had exhibit 'A' in his pocket and wasn't merely happy to see you?"
"It belonged to my great great great. . . . creepy Uncle Edgar."
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"Don't worry - I'm on the pill."