Creepy Cartoons

"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."

"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"

"...and for you, Dorothy, that I.U.D. you've been wanting."

Umbrella Offenders

"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."

24-Hour Banking

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

"I don't know—somehow, when John Travolta says 'Look at me,' it's different."

"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."

"Officer, this man is making tunnels."

"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."

"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."

"Sometimes I give myself the creeps."

"You have creepy peasants."

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"Isn't he wonderful? You get the feeling he's looking and talking directly to you."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Death Takes A Time-Share

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."