A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
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"No, the urns are pretty much one size fits all."
Personalized Bronze Crematory Urns
"Whatever isn't cigarette butts in there is Harold."
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"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
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"Personally, I prefer cremation."
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"You want to be cremated, Victor? When?"
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"It looks nothing like him
Chicken Funeral Planning.
"Fred said he wants his ashes mingled with Daisy's ashes. He said not a word about my ashes!"
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"Paper or plastic?"
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"If I had it to do over again I definitely wouldn't have been cremated."
"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."
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"He brought joy to tens."
"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
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"He's arranged to have his ashes snorted by Keith Richards."
"Wrong line, buddy."
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The Horn of By-Products
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"Casket, coffin, or Tupperware?"
"I haven't told Barry yet, but I'm planning to be cremated rather than being made into bacon."
Potato Funeral Planning