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"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

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"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

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"It's got to come out, of course, but that doesn't address the deeper problem."

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"I gotta tell ya, these embezzlement convictions raise a red flag."

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"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."

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"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"

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"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

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"What kind of mischief are you into now?"

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"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."

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"Need anything from the bank?"

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"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

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"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."

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"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."

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"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."

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"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."

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Exposed as a fraud.

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"You realize, of course, that any attempt on my part to profit by this information would put me at risk of an investigation by the S.E.C."

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"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

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"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

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"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."

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"Thursday is out. I have jury duty."

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"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."

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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."

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