"Now what did I do?"
"Your call is important to us."
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"It was just supposed to lift him gently into an upright position."
A number of runners run through police tape.
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"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."
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"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
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"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."
"And then he turned the tranquilizer gun on himself."
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Police Line Do Not Cross
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"I found him all balled up in a fetal position, but I thought he looked more interesting this way."
"They never saw it coming."
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Sunbathing Police Officer
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"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."
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"Looks like an inside job."
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"It may just be celebratory gunfire, babe."
"If my theory is right, Weems, I have to kill you."
Mobster Dogs Burying Bones
"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"
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Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross
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"Personally, I prefer cremation."
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"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
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"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."
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