"And to think that we started as a book group."
"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."
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"In the interest of increasing revenue this quarter, Evan, here, will be leading an initiative to rip off liquor stores."
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"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."
"It's got to come out, of course, but that doesn't address the deeper problem."
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"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."
"Would you mind?"
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"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
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First National Bank for the Criminally Insane
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"My client pleads great wealth."
"Eddie is under house arrest."
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"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."
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Law 'N' Order
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"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."
"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."
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"How come you never want to spend time with my friends during our conjugal visits?"
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"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."
"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."
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"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"
A gangster ice fishing by shooting through the ice.
"Now what did I do?"