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"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

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"I'm just here for the dental."

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"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

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"It's got to come out, of course, but that doesn't address the deeper problem."

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"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."

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"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

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"The employees have to assume a share of the blame for allowing the pension fund to become so big and tempting."

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"Need anything from the bank?"

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"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."

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"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC131434   High Res: 5049x1631 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: goldman sachs, robber, robbers, criminal, criminals, investment bank, investment banks, bank, banks, big banking, too big to fail, bailout, bailouts, bailed out, goldman, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, steals, stealing, greed, greedy, greediness

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"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

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"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

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"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC132014   High Res: 4544x1580 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: invest, invests, investment, investments, crook, crooks, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, unsavory, unsavoury, distrust, distrusts, distrusting, distrustful, money manager, money managers, stock market, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, bad reputation, bad reputations, reputation, reputations

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"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."

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"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."

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"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."

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"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."

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"You're a good listener."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC124127   High Res: 8097x3561 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: listen, listen, listening, listener, listeners, criminal, criminals, criminality, listen in, listens in, listening in, spy, spies, spying, government spy, government spies, surveillance, surveillance officer, surveillance officers, wiretap, wiretaps, wire tap, wire taps

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"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."

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"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

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"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

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"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."

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"Thursday is out. I have jury duty."

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"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."

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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

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