"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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"Need anything from the bank?"
"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
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"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."
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"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."
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"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."
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"I'm just here for the dental."
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"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."
Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper
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"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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"It's got to come out, of course, but that doesn't address the deeper problem."
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A prisoner in a jail cell reads on his bunk while his pet bird peers out of its prison-like cage beside him.
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"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
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"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."
"Would you mind?"
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"And you're sure they're gang colors?"
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"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
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"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"
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First National Bank for the Criminally Insane
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