Criminal Cartoons

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"Need anything from the bank?"

"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."

"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

"I'm just here for the dental."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

"It's got to come out, of course, but that doesn't address the deeper problem."

A prisoner in a jail cell reads on his bunk while his pet bird peers out of its prison-like cage beside him.

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."

"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

"Would you mind?"

"And you're sure they're gang colors?"

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

First National Bank for the Criminally Insane