"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."
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"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"
"The employees have to assume a share of the blame for allowing the pension fund to become so big and tempting."
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"You're a good listener."
"We're the blue dot. We want to be at the red dot. Instead, we're in prison."
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"This is what keeps good people from seeking public office."
"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"
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"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
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The Dark Underbelly of Vegas Fountains
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"Your 5 A.M. is here."
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"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."
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"A guy gets his legs broken, he should have the right to choose his own doctor."
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"Quarterly indictments exceeded Wall Street expectations."
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"Sometimes it works in my favor. I got off jury duty."
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"Oh, oh! There goes our Christmas bonus."
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"Look, I know I have a problem, and I'm going to use the money to enter a robbery clinic for evaluation."
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"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"
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One way only.
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"I call shotgun."
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