Crisis Cartoons

"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."

"A banker, eh? Can you make a living at that?"

"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."

"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."

"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."

The All-Crisis Network

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Sports Radio in Crisis

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

"He says he feels empty inside."

"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

Middle-Of-Life Choices

"O.K., Let's try this scenario..."

"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."

"My God, now what?"

Midlife Crises of Appliances.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

L' incendie De Notre-Dame De Paris

"Your health crisis continues to unfold."

The Handwriting on the Wall

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."