"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."
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"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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"A banker, eh? Can you make a living at that?"
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
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"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."
The All-Crisis Network
"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."
Sports Radio in Crisis
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"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
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"He says he feels empty inside."
"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"
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"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
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"O.K., Let's try this scenario..."
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"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."
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"My God, now what?"
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Midlife Crises of Appliances.
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Pinocchio's Second Realization
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L' incendie De Notre-Dame De Paris
"Your health crisis continues to unfold."
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The Handwriting on the Wall
"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."
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"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."
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