"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."
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emergency, doctors, medical, medicine, a&e, accident and emergency, accident & emergency, emergency room, er, free market, health insurance, health cover, health plan, healthcare cover, health-care cover, healthcare covers, health-care covers, crisis, healthcare plan, health-care plan, healthcare plans, health-care plans, single payer health care, universal health care, libertarian, laissez faire, laissez-faire, market solution, the free market, the free market provides, capitalism, socialism, health, care, doctors, medicine"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual pun"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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west, western, wild west, wildwest, hillbilly, hillbillies, shack, shacks, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, ranch, ranches, cattle ranches, cattle ranch, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, chicken farming, agriculture, agribusiness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, business executive, chicken farmers, business man, business men, business people, business person, executive, ceo, depression, economic depression, financial crash, crash, crashes, financial crashes, crisis, economic crisis, financial crisis, city, cities, city worker, big city, the big city, debt, in debt, city workers, hot shot, hot shots, farm house, farm house, traders, trading, trader, stock market, stock market trader"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."
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denial, in denial, late for work, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, monday morning, monday mornings, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, getting old, getting older, ageing, crisis, existential crisis, running late, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, sick day, sick days, sick leave, sickie, sickies, the inevitability of death"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
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crisis, crises, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, care, cares, caring, selfish, selfishness, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch hour, lunch hours, help out, helps out, helping out, self-interest, self-interested"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."
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king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, shrink, shrinks, shrinking, kingdom, kingdoms, geography, geographer, geographers, bottom line, bottom lines, crisis, loss of power, power, powerful, elite, elites, comfort, comforts, comforting, lose power, losing powerSports Radio in Crisis
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radio, radios, announcer, announcers, announcement, announcements, sport, sports, sport radio, sports radio, radio station, tune in, tune-in, on air, on-air, play-offs, play-off, play offs, play off, sportcaster, sportscasters, broadcast, broadcasts, broadcasting, radio show, radioshow, loss for words, lost for words, burn out, burnt out, burned out, burn outs, conversation, conversational, awkward silence, silence, radio silence, crisis, communication, communication skills, public speaking, public speaker, public speaking skills, communication skills, skills, skill"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
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midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"
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scientific, scientifically, scientist, scientists, couple, couples, married, marriage, married couple, middle, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, crisis, bored, boredom, energy, energetic, pithy, modern world, capitalism, drained, overworked, over-worked, tired"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
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old, older, old age, age, aged, ageing, retiree, retired, retiring, retirement, vault, vaulting, vaulted, gymnast, gymnastics, gymnastically, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, crises, married life, marriage, married, old married couple, couple, couples, love, loving, goofing, goofy, goofing off, have fun, having fun together, funMiddle-Of-Life Choices
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midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, choice, choices, choosing, choose, chooses, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, it's the little things, little things"O.K., Let's try this scenario..."
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proposition, proposal, proposals, suggestion, suggestions, influence, influences, scheme, schemes, scenario, scenarios, sad, sadness, melancholy, melancholic, depressed, depression, crisis, cheer, cheering up, cheer up, cheer ups, wingman, wingmen, friend, friends, buds, pals, bud, pal, stranger, strangers, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, drunk, drunken, drunks, pub, pubs"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."
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prison, prisons, prison guard, prison guards, reality tv, reality television, pitch, pitches, pitch meeting, pitch meetings, producer, producers, producing, inmate, inmates, reality show, reality shows, jail, jails, jailing, jailer, jailers, hollywood, hollywood writer, hollywood writers, sensational, sensationalist, jailed, felon, felons, ex-con, ex-convict, ex-convicts, opportunist, opportunists, opportunity, crisis, white collar crime, white collar criminal"My God, now what?"
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emergency number, emergency numbers, emergency, emergencies, 911, 999, law enforcement, cloud formation, cloud formations, police, cop, cops, crisis, crisis, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters, paramedic, paramedics, super hero, superhero, superheroes, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroesMidlife Crises of Appliances.
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midlife, mid-life, mid life, mid life crisis, crisis, appliance, appliances, tech, technology, modern, modern life, modernity, crises, vcr, video, video player, dishwasher, dishwashers, blender, blenders, furniture, electronics, electronic, age, aging, aged, time, father time, time goes by, things fall apart, broke, broken, break, breaking, breaks, fault, faulty, changes, changing, change, frustration, frustratedPinocchio's Second Realization
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puberty, teen, teens, teenager, death, dying, dead, die, died, growing, growing pains, growing up, real man, existential dread, existential, existential crisis, crisis, breakdown, breakdowns, spiralling, spiral, spirals, mental, mental health, ageing, age, mortality, mortal, time, reality, realism, realistic"Your health crisis continues to unfold."
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doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgery, medicine, medicines, health, healthy, health crisis, crisis, bad, bad news, news, new, media, media jargon, jargon, sick, sickness, sicken, ill, illness, illnesses, disease, diseases, leave, sick leave, consultant, consult, consultation, blatant, blatancy, frank, frankness, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."
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pirate, pirates, parrot, parrots, pirate ship, pirate ships, ship, ships, ocean, sea, seas, ship in a bottle, miniature, miniatures, miniature ship, miniature ships, existentialism, existentialist, existentialists, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, meaning of life, crisis, existential crisis, thinker, thinkers, existence"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."
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there are no atheists in foxholes, atheist, atheists, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, atheism, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, foxhole, foxholes, crisis, crisis point, supreme court, religious ruling, religious freedoms, religious rulings, finding faith, discrimination, political freedom, political freedoms