"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."
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"Now we're passing by a great big sign urging us to buy sofas!"
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An Honest Graduation Photograph
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"You drive, I'll criticize."
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"Globally warm enough for you, buddy?"
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"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medicine, medicines, health, healthy, health-care, health care, healthcare, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, health insurance, insurance, medical insurance, patient, patients, nurse, out-of-pocket, out of pocket, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, get well, get well soon, critic, critical, critique, critically
"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."
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"I want us to get in on the ground floor of the next bandwagon."
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Lemonade Stand Selling 'Mom's Meds'
Tags:medical, medicine, medicines, drug, prescriptions, prescription, meds, medicare, obamacare, opiod, opiods, opiod addiction, pain pills, pain pill, lemonade stand, kid, kids, children, child, dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, social issues, social comment, social commentary, healthcare, health, healthy, health and wellbeing, wellbeing, critical, critic, critique, political, politics
"Personally, I'm a doer."
"Don't worry we'll medicate you through the probationary period."
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"When I was your age, I was an adult."
Tags:parents, parent, parenting, kids, children, child, adults, childhood, adulthood, growing up, growing pains, grown up, grown ups, hypocrisy, hypocritical, hypocrite, critic, critical, adult behaviour, adult behavior, age, aging, parental advice, slacker, slackers, son, father, sons, fathers, loafer, loafers, layabout, skiver, matured, maturity, adult child, millennial, millennials, independent, independents, independence, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, financial independence, generation gap, generation gaps
"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"
Tags:artist, artists, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, unimpressed, unimpressive, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, criticise, criticising, critical, mess, messy, clean, tidy, clean lines, modernism, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs
"And you call yourself a marsupial?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, marsupial, marsupials, kangaroo, kangaroos, joey, joeys, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, pouch, pouches, pocket, pockets, baby sling, baby slings, baby carrier, baby carriers, carrying, judgement, judgemental, judging, criticising, criticizing, critical, critic, critics, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern life
"She made her hat in rehab."
Tags:gossip, gossiping, gossipers, gossip queen, gossip queens, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, spreading rumors, spreading rumours, critical, criticize, criticise, critic, critics, superficial, shallow, glib, smack talk, talking trash, talking behind someone's back, women, woman, friend, friends, girl talk, hat maker, hat makers, hat designer, hat designers, fashion, fashion designer, fashion designers, milliner, milliners, millinery, rehab, rehabilitation, out of rehab, completed rehab, horse race, horse races, equestrian
"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."
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"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"
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Tags:modern life, modern world, modernity, politics, political, desert, stranded, stranding, irony, changing world, changing culture, dystopia, dystopian, absurd, sarcasm, sarcastic, wealth, wealthy, wealthier, conspiracy, powerful, power, power grab, mirage, mirages, consumerism, consumers, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, late stage capitalism, third wave, late stage, political criticism, criticism, critical, critic
'Next Bandwagon Arrives At... 11:00 AM'
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Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely
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"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
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"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"
"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."
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"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."
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