"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
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"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"
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"Oh, dear, I'm afraid you've backed me into a corner."
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"Karl! What happened?"
How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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An Alligator Walks Into A Dog Park
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"Alright, now see what happens when you turn the faucet off."
"It's nice to get out of Okefenokee for a few days."
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"If this cleaning hurts I'll bite your f****g head off."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dental hygienist, dental hygienists, oral hygienist, oral hygienists, oral hygiene, tooth cleaning, tooth, teeth, cleaning, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, threat, threats, threatening, bite, bites, intimidate, intimidating, intimidation
"Here's your problem."
Animal Book Club
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"Lie still and he'll probably move on!"
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"It's the ghost of that pocketbook I gave you for Christmas."
Tags:gator skin, gator skins, alligator, alligators, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, skin, skins, pocketbook, pocketbooks, handbag, handbags, purse, purses, animal rights, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, animal skin, animal skins, vegan, vegans, veganism, ghost, ghosts, spirits, conscience, consciences, haunt, haunts, haunting
"Sorry I'm late."
"Whenever Mother's Day rolls around, I regret having eaten my young."
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"Marge, I think you ordered from the wrong Amazon!"
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