"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."
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"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"
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"Oh, dear, I'm afraid you've backed me into a corner."
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"Karl! What happened?"
How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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"Are we cold blooded enough to run an H.M.O?"
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Alligators and Crocodile
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An Alligator Walks Into A Dog Park
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"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."
"Like so many New Yorkers, I've lived here all my life and never been to the top of the Empire State Building."
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"Damn it, he was a regular."
"Alright, now see what happens when you turn the faucet off."
"It's nice to get out of Okefenokee for a few days."
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"Poodle to be following by hysterical blue-haired widow? Sounds good."
"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"
"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"
"If this cleaning hurts I'll bite your f****g head off."
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"A mean streak - moi?"
"Come on in, the water's fine."
"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."
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"Here's your problem."
"Of course. Your reputation precedes you, sir."
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Children Sliding into an Alligator/Crocodile's Mouth
Animal Book Club
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