"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."
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"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."
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"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."
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"On the other hand, it's great to be out of Washington!"
"It's O.K., we're faith-based."
"This is a good match. Are you being tried here or in L.A.?"
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"All I did was remove his flag pin!"
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"And if I'm elected I promise not to get re-indicted."
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Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm
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"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."
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"What about my old age?"
"Oh, oh! There goes our Christmas bonus."
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"In a sense, yes, I'm guilty."
"Oh yeah, Senator, the coverup's the real fun."
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"This is not a good place for me to be off leash."
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Trump's legal team
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