Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."
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"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
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Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy
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"Why would I want to do that?"
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
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Welcome to Iowa.
"In this city, Jack, you learn to respect the pedestrian."
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"Hey, I may have been weaving but no way did I cross the road."
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"Actually, I crossed the road because the sky was falling over there."
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"Are those noodles?"
"Society puts a lot of pressure on women to have kids."
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A car stops at a road sign that reads "Children of Israel Crossing" as Moses leads the Israelites across the road.
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Superhero Helps Lady Cross The Road
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A highway is littered with animated Deer Crossing signs.
Use apostrophes. Dont use apostrophes
Don't Mosey. Mosey.