"Of course I'm glad. It's just that I had a bad experience with a boat once."
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"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
First class only raft.
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"Somehow this isn't the worst cruise I've ever been on."
S. S. All You Can Eat
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"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."
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"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."
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'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
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Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.
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New York Sightseeing Cruises
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"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."
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"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."
"I say, Sir Reginald, have you noticed anything peculiar about this voyage?"
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"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
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"No ocean views but your cabin does overlook the buffet table."
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Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"
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A cruise ship parks as part of birthday cake.
"On the other hand, the Maitlands went by tramp steamer and loved every minute of it."
Cruise to nowhere
"This is your captain speaking, everyone relax. It's not an iceberg, it's plastic."
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"Have you been tested?"
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Donald Trump Cootie Catcher
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