"Of course I'm glad. It's just that I had a bad experience with a boat once."
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"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
First class only raft.
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S. S. All You Can Eat
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"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."
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"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."
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Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.
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New York Sightseeing Cruises
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"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."
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"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."
"I say, Sir Reginald, have you noticed anything peculiar about this voyage?"
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"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
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"No ocean views but your cabin does overlook the buffet table."
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Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"
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A cruise ship parks as part of birthday cake.
"On the other hand, the Maitlands went by tramp steamer and loved every minute of it."
Cruise to nowhere