"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."
"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."
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"You call this a knot?"
Tags:sailor, sail, sailing, boat, boats, liner, liners, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, ocean, ocean liner, ocean liners, harbor, harbors, harbour, harboursdock, docks, bow knot, knot, knots, knotting, sea, seas, tie, tying, safe, safety, skill, skills, health and safety, health, safer, skill, skills, accident, accidents, accident prevention, prevention
"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."
Tags:invasion, invasions, cruise, cruises, dock, docks, docking, deport, deports, deporting, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, alien, aliens, spaceship, spaceships, spacecraft, spacecrafts, alien, aliens, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, illegal immigration, tourist, tourists, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers
"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
Tags:greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, dead, life after death, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, journey, journeys, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, salted nuts, nuts, mixed nuts, chewing gum, gum, bubblegum, snack, snacks, vendor, vendors, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls
"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
Tags:greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapersdeath, dead, life after death, afterlife, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls, tip, tips, tipping, tipping jar, tipping jars, tip jar, tip jars, gratuity, gratuities, religion, religious
"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"
First class only raft.
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"Somehow this isn't the worst cruise I've ever been on."
S. S. All You Can Eat
Tags:cruise, cruises, cruiser, cruisers, buffet, buffets, food buffet, food buffets, all you can eat, unlimited, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, cruise ship, cruise ships, cruise liner, cruise liners, overindulge, overindulgence, overeat, overeater, overeaters, overindulged, appetite, appetites, diet, diets, food, foodie, foods, foodies
"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."
Tags:greek island, greek islands, slave ship, slave ships, slavery, cruise, cruise ship, cruise ships, cruises, tourist, tourists, tourism, greece, greek isle, greek isles, hurry, hurries, hurried, rush, rushes, rushing, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, holidaying, ocean liner, ocean liners, mediterranean, mediterranean sea, slave driver, slave drivers, taskmaster, taskmasters
"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."
Tags:cruise line, cruise lines, cruise, cruises, ship, ships, cruise ship, cruise ships, west indies, st. croix, st. thomas, caribbean, island, islands, island hopping, island hopper, island hoppers, stern, bow, enormous, large, huge, jumbo, jumbo size, oversize, oversized, excessive, excess, convenience, pack, packs, packing, remember, remembering, forgotten, forgotten item
"Help! The Taster's Choice couple has fallen overboard!"
Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner
"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"
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An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.
New York Sightseeing Cruises
Tags:sightseer, sightseers, sightseeing, sight-seer, sight-seers, sight-seeing, cruise, cruises, cruiseship, cruiseships, cruise ship, cruise ships, hudson, submarine, submarines, river cruise, river cruises, sight seer, sight seers, sight seeing, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, tourism
"Let's not ruin this moment by enjoying it."
Tags:ruin the moment, ruins the moment, ruining the moment, cruise, cruises, cruise line, cruise lines, deck, decks, patio, patios, sunset, sunsets, sunrise, sunrise, beauty, beautiful, happy, happiness, pleasure, pleasurable, couple, couples, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, relationship, relationships, toxic relationship, toxic relationships
"Something light and fluffy."
The Desert Island Package
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First class, cabin class, touristy class