"He's all beef!"
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Pete Townshend Vineyards
"Recess does things to a man."
You hang up. No, you hang up.
"This next song's about pain."
"Ohm... Ohm... Tom..."
Edward Loves Mae Marsh
Tags:movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, movie, movies, film, films, showbusiness, snow business, show biz, actress, actresses, actor, actors, crush, crushes, graffiti, graffitist, graffitists, vandal, vandals, vandalism, graffitis, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, celebrity crush, celebrity crushes, mae marsh, golden age, hollywood
"They never change. It's just that as we get older we develop a higher tolerance for dorks."
"Legs up to here!"
"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
Tags:school, schools, classroom, classrooms, teacher, teachers, teaching, teacher life, educator, educators, math teacher, math teachers, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, student, students, teacher crush, young love, date, dating, dates, crush, crushes, math, mathematicians, mathematician, detention, detentions, secondary school, secondary schools, punishments, middle school, middle schools, high school, high schools, junior high school
"God, you know what? You're sweet, but I just got out of a long thing."
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, dating, date, dates, crush, breakup, breakups, broken up, dump, dumped, split up, rejection, rejected, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, excuse, excuses, long term relationship, long term relationships, baggage, rebound, rebounds
Tags:suntan, suntanning, suntanned, sunbath, sunbathing, sun, sunny, tan, tanning, tanned, flirt, crush, attractive, attraction, attracted, date, dates, dating, gift, gifts, present, presents, trick, tricks, tricked, hoax, dupe, duped, prank, pranked, pranks, jewel, jewelry, jewellery, necklace, necklaces, hitting on
Famous Like Song
Tags:like someone, likes someone, liking someone, like, likes, crush, crushes, ride a bike, rides a bike, riding a bike, bike ride, bike rides, love song, love songs, in the mood for love, romance, romantic, date, dates, dating, casual dating, casual dates, first date, first dates, new relationship, new relationships, pop song, pop songs, song, songs, pop music
"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
Tags:pretty boy, pretty boys, crush, crushes, airhead, airheads, jock, jocks, good body, good bodies, teen, teens, teenager, teenage, attractive, attractiveness, pretty, handsome, date, dates, dating, college, frat, frats, frat boy, frat boys, fraternity, fraternities, dumb, stupid, idiot, unintelligent, moron, hook up, hooks up, hooking up
"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."
Tags:puppy love, young love, love, romance, crush, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, friend, friends, kid, kids, child, children, elementary, primary, school, grade school, elementary school, primary school, school, schools, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, girl, girls, boy, boys, pretentious, read, reading, book, books, date, dates, dating
"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."
Tags:show and tell, show-and-tell, elementary school, elementary schools, pre-school, pre-schools, primary school, primary show, crush, crushes, public speaker, public speakers, public speaking, perform, performs, performance, performances, controversy, controversial, kid, kids, childhood, compliment, compliments, complimentary, speech, speeches
"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"
Tags:bigfoot, mythical creature, mythical creatures, sasquatch, yeti, myth, myths, exist, exists, existence, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, flatter, flatters, flattered, flattering, crush, crushes, attraction, attractions, relief, relieved
Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did
Tags:isaac, isaac newton, newton, newton's, newtonian, physics, physic, science, sciences, science humour, scientific, scientist, scientists, science humor, professor, professors, prof, stem, s t e m, crush, crushed, gravity, gravitational, gravitational waves, discovery, discover, explore, explored, exploration, discovers, experiment, experiments, experimented
"Little bastard played you like a video game."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, sweetheart, sweethearts, crush, crushes, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, getting played, video game, video games, reject, rejects, rejected, rejection, rejections, computer game, computer games modern kid, modern kids, modern child, modern children, played me like a fiddle, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions
"As you know, Edward, we've always been a fun corporation."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, bowling, bowling ball, bowling balls, crush, crushed, office worker, office workers, 10 pin bowling, ten pin bowling, intimidate, intimidation, intimidated
"He's so damn manly!"
"For God's sake, Jen, he's old enough to be your waiter!"
"From now on, don't bring any newspapers with my breakfast!"
Bus Stop Thoughts