Crystal Ball Cartoons

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"I don't see the Whitney, but Mary Boone will send you a Christmas card."

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"You will have a nice day."

"Get the S.E.C.! I've got Bernard Baruch on hold."

"Your car is being hot-wired."

"Perhaps you'd like a second opinion?"

"He'll have the meat loaf"

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

Heigh-ho,heigh-ho, Snow White Hits The Big Five-O

"You will be going on a long walk."

"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

"Twenty years ago I became a nurse. Now, I don't know what the hell I am."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."