"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."
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bored, boring, bore, bores, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortune-teller, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystal-ball, crystal-balls, nihilism, nihilist, pointless, purposeless, modern-life, interest, millennial, millennials, irony, ironic, future, futures, prediction, predictions"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, seance, seances, dead, death, spirit, spirits, ghost, ghosts, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, discussing, discussion, discussions, widower, widowers, ex, exes, former, previous, unresolved"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
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fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal ball, crystal balls, soothsayer, soothsayers, mr right, mr. right, tall dark stranger, tall dark strangers, predicting the future, predict the future, date, dates, failed relationship, failed relationships, rebound, rebounds, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, perfect, perfection, trial and error, husband, husbands, perfect husband, perfect husband"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."
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lunch date, lunch dates, fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal ball, crystal balls, the future, looking into the future, planning ahead, seer, seers, fortune telling, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortune-telling, personal calendar, personal calendars, organisation, organisation, business calendar, business calendars, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."
"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortune tellers, fortune teller, fortune teller, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, technology, computer, computers, screensaver, screensavers, screen saver, screen saver, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers"You will have a nice day."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, smiley face, smiley faces, happy face, happy faces, smile, smiles, smiling, happy, nice day, good day, good news, positive, optimist, optimism"Your car is being hot-wired."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortune tellers, fortune teller, fortune teller, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, crime, hot-wiring, hot-wired, car theft, vehicle theft, stolen car, stolen cars, theft, robbery, robberies, real-time, realtime, live, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living"Perhaps you'd like a second opinion?"
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, second opinion, second opinions, advice, opinion, opinions, denial, nonacceptance"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."
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science, pseudo-science, fortune tellers, relationships, marriage, seance, seances, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, crystal ball, crystal balls, foresee, foresees, contact the dead, contacts the dead, contacting the dead, lost husband, widow, widows, dead husband, dead husbands, out to lunch, space cadet, space cadets, couch potato, couch potatoes, mankoff"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."
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charger, chargers, office layout, office layouts, corporate culture, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyance, seer, seers, diviner, diviners, divination, crystal ball, crystal balls, future, futures, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers"You will be going on a long walk."
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fortune teller, fortune tellers, soothsayer, soothsayers, crystal ball, crystal balls, telling the future, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog walk, dog walks, walking dogs, walking the dog, dog walker, dog walkers, walkies, trick, trickery, deceive, deception, deceptions, self fulfilling prophecy, self fulfilling prophecies, pseudo science, pseudo-science, palm reading, palm reader, palm readers, palmistry, chiromancy, manteia, foretelling the future"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."
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accountant, accountants, boring job, boring jobs, boring life, boring lives, wasted life, fortune teller, fortune tellers, soothsayer, soothsayers, crystal ball, crystal balls, career, careers, accounting, accounting job, accounting jobs, multiple lives, con, cons, con artist, con artists, trick, tricked, trickery, waste of time, let-down, let-downs, let down, let downs, disappoint, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."
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cash flow, cash flows, cash-flow, cash-flows, negative cash flow, negative cash flows, crystal ball, crystal balls, seer, seers, diviner, diviners, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune, fortunes, future, futures, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyance, start up, start ups, start-up, start-ups, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs"Twenty years ago I became a nurse. Now, I don't know what the hell I am."
"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, superstition, economist, economists, businessman, businessmen, business, briefcase, briefcases"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."
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theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, playhouse, playhouses, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune telling, thalia, ivan the terrible, irrelevant, detail, details, prediction, predictions, crystal ball, crystal balls, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyance, movie, movies, film, films, play, plays, safe bet, safe bets, useless, useless information, useless infoFortune teller singes man's forehead.
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magic, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, seers, magnification, fire, fires, magic power, magic powers, soothsayer, soothsayers, superstition, visual joke, visual jokes, visual gag, visual gags, convex lens, convex lenses, light concentration, crystal ball, crystal balls, self fulfilling prophecy, prophecy, propheciesFlight Information
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air travel, airport, airports, cancelled flight, cancelled flights, canceled flight, canceled flights, flight information, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, reliability, unreliable, unreliable plane, unreliable planes, flight schedule, fortune teller, fortune tellers, crystal ball, crystal balls, soothsayer, soothsayers, public transport, modern life, flight cancellation, flight cancellations, flight cancelation, flight cancelations"In the future, everyone will have privacy for fifteen minutes."
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privacy, spiritualists, fortune tellers, andy warhol, religion, science, pseudo, trends, pseudoscience, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, crystal ball, crystal balls, privacy, private time, internet privacy, age of the internet, internet age, privacy right, privacy rights, fifteen minutes of fame, quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, famous phrase, famous phrases, soothsayer, soothsayers, mankoffCrystal Goldfish Bowl
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, goldfish, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, fish bowl, fish bowls, cliche, cliches, predication, predictions, fortune teller, fortune tellers, soothsayer, soothsayers, crystal ball, crystal balls, predicting the future, psychic, psychics, easy guess, cheat, cheating"Being a psychic is hard. But I knew it would be hard."
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