"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
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"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"
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"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."
"Just go home and change, Worthington, and spare me any more talk about postmodernism."
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Picasso at Cirque du Soleil
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"M. Duchamp, 1912"
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"I hope, Reinhardt, that you're not one of those people whose sense of self-worth is defined by their job."
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The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.
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"You have a Picasso?"
"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."
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"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."
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Two Picassos with Feet of Klee
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"Uh, hello? My eyes are over here."
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"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."
"I contemplate Zombie number seventeen."
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"I feel your pain."
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"Are you listening to me?"
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"Cezanne is as goofy as I like to get."
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"No more sangria at lunch, Harris."
"I don't love you anymore, Lucille, and I'm dropping you off at your mother's house."
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"It wasn't a lie, Sir. It was the Birth of Cubism."
"Pressure, Harold? After two and a half years of steady dating, why would I pressure you now?"
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