Bad For You: A Restaurant
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"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."
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"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
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"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."
"No, you certainly may not have a hamburger!"
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
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EAT: Ambience-free cusine
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"Bad news, Sam, we're going haute and you have to take off your cap."
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"The Stevensons sent over a lovely meat basket."
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"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice."
"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."
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"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."
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"There's kale in every dish here - buy you don't even taste it."
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"I tried a slice of pizza yesterday, and frankly I don't get it."
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"Gigot de sept heures."
"Hit it. I'm hungry."
"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."
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"In local news: On Columbus Avenue today, a new cuisine mysteriously sprang up, flourished for a few hours, then just as mysteriously disappeared."
"I don't see anything on the menu. Can I just order in from somewhere else?"
"Enough yin. More yang."
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"This is one of those places the truckers stop to eat at."
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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"
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Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Olive Oil"
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