"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."
"No, you certainly may not have a hamburger!"
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
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"Some say the world will end in noodles, some say in rice."
"There's kale in every dish here - buy you don't even taste it."
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"I tried a slice of pizza yesterday, and frankly I don't get it."
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"Hit it. I'm hungry."
"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."
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"In local news: On Columbus Avenue today, a new cuisine mysteriously sprang up, flourished for a few hours, then just as mysteriously disappeared."
"I don't see anything on the menu. Can I just order in from somewhere else?"
"Enough yin. More yang."
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Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Olive Oil"
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Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.
"Guacamole is the chopped liver of Mexico."
"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."
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New York on $50 a meal.
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"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."
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"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"
"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"
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Dog Returns To Hunter With Bottle Of Champagne
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New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food
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"Wait until you experience the cuisine."
"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"
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"I'm in the mood for middle-eastern food - does New York have a No-Go zone?"
Tags:middle eastern food, middle-eastern food, middle eastern cuisine, middle-eastern cuisine, cuisine, cuisines, foodie, foodies, restaurant, restaurants, speciality restaurant, speciality restaurants, no-go zone, no-go zones, no go zone, no go zones, warzone, warzones, segregation, multiculturalism, multicultural, segregations, segregated society, integrated, integration, neighbourhood, neighborhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhoods, new york, right wing media, right-wing media, religious segregation, cultural segregation, propaganda, right-wing